Your momma

[thrasherfox]

your momma is so ugly her mother had to be drunk to breast feed

Your momma is so ugly her vibrator turned limp

Your momma is so ugly she looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down

Your momma is so ugly after she was born her mother said "what a treasure" and her father said "yes. lets bury her"

Your momma is so ugly that on holloween the kids trick or treat her by phone

Your momma is so ugly she turned Madusa to stone

Your momma is so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded

Your momma is so ugly when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese

Your momma is so ugly the tide wont even take her out

Your momma is so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

Your momma is so ugly they turn off the cameras when she walks into the bank

Your momma is so ugly when she was a child she was fed with a slingshot

Your momma is so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

your momma is so stupid she gets lost in thought

Your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

[nitrousjunkie]

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[Charlesbusa]

 

[yamahor]

Oh yeah?!............. well........ yo momma so ugly......... people say............ "man, She's ugly!"


ha, beat that!



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[thrasherfox]

Oh yeah?!............. well........ yo momma so ugly......... people say............ "man, She's ugly!"


ha, beat that!

LOL..

ok.. you win

 

[WWJD]

you ZX-14 is soooo ugly... garbage men tried picking it up thinking it was a pile of scrap metal


sorry. had to be done

 

[GIXERHP]

you ZX-14 is soooo ugly... garbage men tried picking it up thinking it was a pile of scrap metal


sorry.  had to be done  

 

[USMCBUSA]

Your momma is so poor, she can't even pay attention!

 

[MC MUSTANG]

Your momma is so poor, she can't even pay attention!

26 cents short of a quarter as they say...

 

[MC MUSTANG]

Your momma's so dumb she threw herself on the ground and missed.

 

[MC MUSTANG]

Your house is so small that your dog has to wag its tail up and down.
Your house is so small that when you put the key in the door you open your neighbor's house.
Your shoes are so thin that when you step on gum you can tell what flavor it was.

 

[shimmyz]

Your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!!

 

[motorkar]

 

[busahaya]

NICE! More "YO MAMA" jokes

 

[inthexring]

ha ha, your mamma is so fat that when she walks arounds in spiked heels, she finds oil.

 

[Shasta1914]

Your momma is so ugly her middle name is DAYYYUUUMM!!!!!!

Your mommas glasses or so thick she looks at a map and can see people waving.

Your momma is so poor she can't afford to window shop.

Your momma is so short she can sit on the curb & swing her feet.

Your momma is so big fat & hairy they have to shave the beetch with a helicopter.

Your mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.

Your house is so small when you walk in the front door you trip over the back fence.

And for my last one:

Your momma is so fat she plays hopscotch like this.
New york.......New Jersey.......Delaware.....Maryland....

 

[onerabidshark]

 

[Warputer]