gurrera
Registered
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night
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> > used me to time an
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> > egg.
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> > It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog
> on
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> > the lips, yet she won't
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> > drink from my glass!
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> > Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was
> wearing
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> > a sexy negligee.
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> > The only trouble was, she was coming
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> > home.
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> > A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over.
> There's
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> > nobody home.' I went over.
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> > Nobody was home!
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> > A hooker once told me she had a headache.
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> > I went to a massage parlor. It was
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> > self-service.
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> > If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex
> life
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> > at all.
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> > I was making love to this girl and she started crying
> I
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> > said, 'Are you going to
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> > hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I
> hate
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> > myself now.'
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> > I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a
> two-bagger.
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> > That's when you put a
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> > bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes
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> > off.
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> > I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to
> cure sex
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> > offenders.
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> > My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in
> the
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> > kitchen the roaches
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> > hang themselves.
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> > I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got
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> > arrested for mooning.
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> > The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked.
> I
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> > asked him, 'Why?' He
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> > said, 'Because you came home
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> > early.'
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> > My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for
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> > Alka-Seltzer.
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> > I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I
> can
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> > hear the
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> > Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
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> > My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after
> the
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> > meal.
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> > My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She
> called me
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> > from Chicago last
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> > night.
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> > and lastly …
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> > My family was so poor
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> > that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't
> have
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> > had anything to play with.
>
Gurrera
> she
>
> > used me to time an
>
> > egg.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog
> on
>
> > the lips, yet she won't
>
> > drink from my glass!
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was
> wearing
>
> > a sexy negligee.
>
> > The only trouble was, she was coming
>
> > home.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over.
> There's
>
> > nobody home.' I went over.
>
> > Nobody was home!
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > A hooker once told me she had a headache.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > I went to a massage parlor. It was
>
> > self-service.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex
> life
>
> > at all.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > I was making love to this girl and she started crying
> I
>
> > said, 'Are you going to
>
> > hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I
> hate
>
> > myself now.'
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a
> two-bagger.
>
> > That's when you put a
>
> > bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes
>
> > off.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to
> cure sex
>
> > offenders.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in
> the
>
> > kitchen the roaches
>
> > hang themselves.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got
>
> > arrested for mooning.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked.
> I
>
> > asked him, 'Why?' He
>
> > said, 'Because you came home
>
> > early.'
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for
>
> > Alka-Seltzer.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I
> can
>
> > hear the
>
> > Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after
> the
>
> > meal.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She
> called me
>
> > from Chicago last
>
> > night.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > and lastly …
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > My family was so poor
>
> > that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't
> have
>
> > had anything to play with.
>
Gurrera
