Yo Momma Jokes

[MuggaX]

In the thread between Stunnah and Kirbie, Bacharles came up with a good idea.....yo momma jokes. I like the idea, just so we can get some humor back into the board. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT POSTING JOKES HERE IS NOT DIRECTED TOWARD ANY MEMBER MOM. It's just in good humor and to see who is actually the funniest member. So if you have mad jokes, let's hear, better yet, see them here. And remember, jokes posted here are not directed toward any particular member or their family. Let's keep it clean and humurous.

Cache or Cap, If this is a bad idea, I would have no hard feelings against you if you decided to delete this post.

With all that said, I would like to begin with the first "yo momma joke."

"yo momma is so fat, she has a run in her blue jeans."

 

[discreet007]

Your Momma is like a doorknob...everyone has a turn
Your Momma is like a TV............even little kids can turn her on
Your Momma is like a bowlingball..........she has three holes and everyone sticks their fingers in her.
etc.....
Your Momma is so fat, when sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.

OK, so they are tasteless, but that is all I remember from third grade

 

[busaben]

Yo momma is so fat, when she backs up, she beeps.

 

[MuggaX]

Glad to see some people jumping on board and trying to sumit some humor here. Here is a couple more I have:

yo momma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in mexico.

yo momma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock.

yo momma's lips are so big, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

 

[Postal]

Momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
Momma's so fat, when she wears high-heels she strikes oil.
Momma's so fat, she has to get her toe nails painted at Earl Shive.

Momma's so fat, when she bent over at the beach they found where Jimmy Hoffa was burried.
Momma's so fat she's got more crack in her pants than Harlem.

 

[busahigg]

your mom's is so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.

 

[bacharles]

Momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
Momma's so fat, when she wears high-heels she strikes oil.
Momma's so fat, she has to get her toe nails painted at Earl Shive.

Momma's so fat, when she bent over at the beach they found where Jimmy Hoffa was burried.

Hey Postal,


You have watched "The Nutty Professor" one time too many.




Brian

 

[bacharles]

THEY SHOULD NAME YOUR MOMMA "BIRTHDAY CAKE"...CAUSE EVERYBODY GET'S A PIECE.




BRIAN

 

[Postal]

Momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
Momma's so fat, when she wears high-heels she strikes oil.
Momma's so fat, she has to get her toe nails painted at Earl Shive.

Momma's so fat, when she bent over at the beach they found where Jimmy Hoffa was burried.

Hey Postal,


   You have watched "The Nutty Professor" one time too many.




                             Brian

You are 100% right!! I love it too! Especially the dinner table scenes.

 

[bacharles]

This is my favorite:


WHEN GOD PUT TEETH IN YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTH HE SURE MESSED UP A GOOD PIECE OF P_ _ _ Y!

 

[bacharles]

WHAT'S THAT??  YOUR MOMMA HAS NO TEETH??  WELL THEN...TELL HER TO "COME ON DOWN!!!"



                                   Brian

 

[bacharles]

Your Momma is so fat that when I put a lump of coal in her a$$, I pulled out a diamond.



Brian

 

[bacharles]

YOUR MOMMA'S A$$ IS SO TIGHT...SHE CAN BACK UP INTO A WALL AND SUCK OUT A BRICK!

 

[bacharles]

YOUR MOMMA'S A$$ IS SO TIGHT...SHE CAN PICK UP A CHERRY BY THE STEM!

 

[MuggaX]

I have some more to give.

Yo momma house so dirty, the roaches need dirt bikes to get around.

yo momma is so dumb, she stucked two batteries up her a$$ and said "I GOT THE POWER".

Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

I kills me sometimes.

 

[bacharles]

Your Momma is so dumb that when she saw a stop sign...she thought it was a red lollipop.

 

[bacharles]

HELL! I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DADDY, BUT THE LINE WAS TOO LONG

 

[bacharles]

YOUR MOMMA'S KNEES ARE ALL SKINNED UP FROM PRAYING TO THE "ONE-EYED" SERPENT...

 

[bravrifl]

Yo momma's so fat ,If you tell her to "haul ass"it takes her two trips!

 

[MuggaX]

Yo mamma's so fat...wait you don't have a mamma you have two daddies and a chemistry set.