Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Your momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Wasington's nose.
Your momma's mouth is so big when she yawns the sun dissapears.
Your momma is so stupid when she worked in quality controll for M&M, and got fired for throwing away all of the W's.
A man and his son are at a hardware store and the fork lift begins to back up and beeping. The son looks up at his dad and asks what that noise is for. The father replies, that is to warn people so that he is backing up they should get out of his way. Later that day in the supermarket the two of them are picking up some snacks. There is a rather large woman in front of them. As they get closer to her, her beeper goes off, the son looks at his father and says.. Look out daddy, she's backing up..
Your momma's mouth is so big when she yawns the sun dissapears.
Your momma is so stupid when she worked in quality controll for M&M, and got fired for throwing away all of the W's.
A man and his son are at a hardware store and the fork lift begins to back up and beeping. The son looks up at his dad and asks what that noise is for. The father replies, that is to warn people so that he is backing up they should get out of his way. Later that day in the supermarket the two of them are picking up some snacks. There is a rather large woman in front of them. As they get closer to her, her beeper goes off, the son looks at his father and says.. Look out daddy, she's backing up..
MuggaX, I like the Don King one.
My contribution :
- Yo'mama so ugly the doctor slapped yo daddy when you was born.
- Yo'mama so ugly she make an onion cry.
- When Yo'mama was a lil' girl she was soooo ugly, they had to tie a pork chop around her neck jus so the dog would play with her.
- Yo'mama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
My contribution :
- Yo'mama so ugly the doctor slapped yo daddy when you was born.
- Yo'mama so ugly she make an onion cry.
- When Yo'mama was a lil' girl she was soooo ugly, they had to tie a pork chop around her neck jus so the dog would play with her.
- Yo'mama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
I just got this on sent to me. Kind of funny mother in law joke.
How Sweet It Is !
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
no end. Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
How Sweet It Is !
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
no end. Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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Jim, Now thats funny!!!
The best part is that it wasn't suppose to have been sent to me. A guy at work had the wrong Jim. But it fit so I had to keep it.Jim, Now thats funny!!!
Now that was some funny sh^t. ROFLMFAO
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