I live next to a squid

I gottcha one better man. Girl 2 doors down is a stripper ( so I've been told... )  She parks her pink CBR out on the street or in front of the mail boxes or wherever...  and rides with her friend on the back, ( girl )  in shorts & summer tube tops, flip flops... niether one can ride very well and look kinda shaky on the bike...  but they have helmets at least.
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You havent tried to get a little sandwhich action!?!

Here ill get you started

You:  Hey nice bike (wether it is or not)
Them: Thanks do you ride
You: Yeah i got a busa you should come over for a ride sometime
them: *snicker* i might do that some time
You: What are you doing now

5 mins later  use your imaganation
This just doesn't sound right without the cheesy porno guitar music in the bachground.
 
Update : Just moments ago my wife goes to the mail box which is right in front on the hussy's house... either her or her room mate is backing out of the drive way and boom! Down goes the pink bike.
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Girl jumps out of her car ... "F***!" My wife helps her get the bike back up and runs home to me laughing and says " ...oh your gonna love this story ...
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I will try for spy pics soon.
 
Update : Just moments ago my wife goes to the mail box which is right in front on the hussy's house... either her or her room mate is backing out of the drive way and boom! Down goes the pink bike.
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 Girl jumps out of her car ... "F***!"  My wife helps her get the bike back up and runs home to me laughing and says " ...oh your gonna love this story ...  
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  I will try for spy pics soon.
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Stripper pics...stripper pics....stripper pics!!!!!



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Update : Just moments ago my wife goes to the mail box which is right in front on the hussy's house... either her or her room mate is backing out of the drive way and boom! Down goes the pink bike.
wow.gif
 Girl jumps out of her car ... "F***!"  My wife helps her get the bike back up and runs home to me laughing and says " ...oh your gonna love this story ...  
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  I will try for spy pics soon.
wait...she hit the bike with the car?


how could you miss all that pink?
 
Any chance of hooking up a webcam pointed at that driveway? Could be entertaining for us all...
 
Update : Just moments ago my wife goes to the mail box which is right in front on the hussy's house... either her or her room mate is backing out of the drive way and boom! Down goes the pink bike.
wow.gif
 Girl jumps out of her car ... "F***!"  My wife helps her get the bike back up and runs home to me laughing and says " ...oh your gonna love this story ...  
laugh.gif
  I will try for spy pics soon.
She didnt say anything about cleave did she
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Look man you got to post some pics so we can stop watching this topic
 
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