Ways to Kill a Cat

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do you know any local farmers? i recommend giving it to a farmer, those folks like cats killing mice and what not. but if you cant get rid of it they sure make excellent high-powered rifle targets
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I used to feed cats to my Boa.

Would get kittens from the little girls that give them away at grocery store parking lots, take them home and feed them to the snake.

If I had extra I would shoot them and put them in a freezer for later thawing and feeding during non-kitten seasons.

Kinda cool, they'd be in his habitat doing that ryhthmic....meow, meow, meow then...... Smash! gurgle, gurgle, smash, boom, bam and all would go quiet.

Hey, its cheaper than buying rabbits AND it rid'd the world of another cat!

Bad thing though, those little girls coated one in flea powder and made the snake sick as he**.
Da*n kids...
Just want to know if you're kidding or not?
I am serious as a train wreck sir!
A 10' red tailed boa can make quick work of cat.
Did keep them from urinating on my leather though
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Please tell me you didn't reply to any "FREE KITTENS TO A GOOD HOME" adds.
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A 13' reticulated python makes short work of them as well!!
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Retics were always way to moody and aggressive for me...
 
I used to feed cats to my Boa.

Would get kittens from the little girls that give them away at grocery store parking lots, take them home and feed them to the snake.

If I had extra I would shoot them and put them in a freezer for later thawing and feeding during non-kitten seasons.

Kinda cool, they'd be in his habitat doing that ryhthmic....meow, meow, meow then...... Smash! gurgle, gurgle, smash, boom, bam and all would go quiet.

Hey, its cheaper than buying rabbits AND it rid'd the world of another cat!

Bad thing though, those little girls coated one in flea powder and made the snake sick as he**.
Da*n kids...
Just want to know if you're kidding or not?
I am serious as a train wreck sir!
A 10' red tailed boa can make quick work of cat.
Did keep them from urinating on my leather though
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Serious eh?  That's too bad.  Wazubrawtupbadorsomethin?  Ride to school in a short bus did you?  Big sister beat you down regularly did she?  Very little public education with no follow up?
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 Doubtful you'd care but there is a cure for people like you.

I really appreciate your concern and I apologize if I offended you.

Thing is, when constrictor type reptiles reach a certain size they require a certain size of food. A large (23 pound) snake can not feed on rats and other small mammals anymore than you or I could make a living collecting and eating mosquitos.

I suppose if I had thrown Thumper the rabbit into the habitat and had it constricted you would feel better about my level of public education? I actually did that too, but rabbits were hard to find in North Central Texas (my home at the time of my fascination with reptile husbandry) so when rabbits were in short supply, I resorted what was there. Kittys.

The cats / kittens were society's throw aways anyway - they were being given away at a grocery store parking lot and you could walk away with a whole litter of them for nothing.

I'll admit, I was barbaric (and I have to say that all the time to my wife
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) but the thread asked a valid question 'how to kill a cat'.

I suppose I'm derranged... but I just had to call....

Now... If you will excuse me I have to go club some baby seals and get back to my GED online study with Video Professor!
 
I used to feed cats to my Boa.

Would get kittens from the little girls that give them away at grocery store parking lots, take them home and feed them to the snake.

If I had extra I would shoot them and put them in a freezer for later thawing and feeding during non-kitten seasons.

Kinda cool, they'd be in his habitat doing that ryhthmic....meow, meow, meow then...... Smash! gurgle, gurgle, smash, boom, bam and all would go quiet.

Hey, its cheaper than buying rabbits AND it rid'd the world of another cat!

Bad thing though, those little girls coated one in flea powder and made the snake sick as he**.
Da*n kids...
Just want to know if you're kidding or not?
I am serious as a train wreck sir!
A 10' red tailed boa can make quick work of cat.
Did keep them from urinating on my leather though
thumb_up.gif
Serious eh?  That's too bad.  Wazubrawtupbadorsomethin?  Ride to school in a short bus did you?  Big sister beat you down regularly did she?  Very little public education with no follow up?
dunno.gif
 Doubtful you'd care but there is a cure for people like you.
I really appreciate you concern m'am.

Thing is, when constrictor type reptiles reach a certain size they require a certain size of food. A large snake can not feed on rats and other small mammals anymore than you could make a living eating tadpoles.

I suppose if I had thrown Thumper the rabbit into the habitat and had it consticted you would feel better? Good.... cause I did a sh** load of that too!

The cats / kittens were societies throw aways and were being given away at a grocery store parking lot.

I'll admit, I was barbaric (and I have to say that all the time to my wife
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) but the thread asked a valid question 'how to kill a cat'.

I suppose I'm derranged but I just had to call....
I'm with you bro. It's the cycle of life (if you want to tell it to a 3 year old). Snakes eat..
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Imagine that. If you fed it a CUTE little bunny, i'd be NO dif. What are you suppose to feed it....parsley?
 
there ***** snakes take a look in the pet thread to see what kind of snakes i keep now...


Albino monocle cobras, Gaboon vipers black mambas.. Constrictors Suck.
 
Just an FYI update. I returned the cat to the rescue she came from and gave them $20 because I felt like such a crappy person. They were friendly and glad that I brought her to them as opposed to taking her somewhere and dumping her.

About the snake and the kittens thing. At first it really bothered me, it still does. But the only reason it really does is because we consider them pets. Some countries eat dogs, the dogs are specifically bred and raised for food the way our cows are. Will I ever find that acceptable? Probably not, but I decided not to comment. You guys would be surprised how intelligent rats are. A lot of people keep rats for pets and I'm sure they would be horrified if someone tried to feed their rat to a snake.
 
I was once told by someone that the only solution to deep-cleaning leather was to saturate(not soak) with VINEGAR and repeat as often as it takes to clean and de-odorize. i have never tried it. i dont own leather. (except for that whip hanging above my bed).
 
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