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A woman absolutely hated her husband's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As she was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day she decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. She put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up her driveway, there was the cat!
She kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat her home. At last she decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until she reached what she thought was a safe distance from her home and left the cat there.
Hours later the woman calls home to her husband:
'Jim , is the cat there?'
'Yes,' thehusband answers, 'why do you ask?
Frustrated, the woman answered, 'Put that son of a b**** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!
As she was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day she decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. She put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up her driveway, there was the cat!
She kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat her home. At last she decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until she reached what she thought was a safe distance from her home and left the cat there.
Hours later the woman calls home to her husband:
'Jim , is the cat there?'
'Yes,' thehusband answers, 'why do you ask?
Frustrated, the woman answered, 'Put that son of a b**** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!
