^ That is the most God aweful ugly rat thing I have ever SEEN!
I don't know if I should feel sorry for it or shoot it and put it out of it's misery.
My suggestion...of course.... GET A DANE!!
Very short haired, easy to train (they mostly want to just sleep in whatever room/car you are in)
Love to go for car rides, usually fall asleep about three minutes after you hit the road.
Low stress, easy keepers (no, they don't really eat that much, contrary to what people think!)
Easy to keep clean....warm water, hand towel, rub vigorously......and voila! Clean dane!
Of course mine likes to climb into the shower with me, which makes it even easier....or you can just tie them up to something (like a fence) and wash them like you would a horse.
BEST BONUS!!!! No need to lean waaaaay down to pet them....they also make good arm rests
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