Lord Jesus Christ hit by car

[TaxMan]

Saw it and had to post it.

Woman runs down Lord Jesus Christ | WWLP.com

[NCBusa2001]

[MrsGrumpy]

OH MY!! I apparently missed this on the news!!

[Vega]

Wonder what his parents were thinking when the named him that...

Best name I ever heard was a kid named "Master"... Imagine being a kid growing up and having your teachers and everyone call you Master...

[coreywiley]

now this is funny.

[chrisjp]

apparantly his injurys are not significant enough so he will rise again!!

[m_ridgeway]

apparantly his injurys are not significant enough so he will rise again!!

he's a zombie, everyone knows you cant just run over a zombie to keel it

[Rauzer]

Looks like she's screwed...

[notright]

Gonna smoke a turd in pergatory for that one lassie.

[dmrowe]

You can run down the big JC and all you get is a ticket? Wait till you get to the pearly gates honey!

[Lamb busa]

what? no pictures?

[Wayneovich]

Wow how many people can say they ran over Jesus

[hayabuser]

Wonder what his parents were thinking when the named him that...

Best name I ever heard was a kid named "Master"... Imagine being a kid growing up and having your teachers and everyone call you Master...

That would be great unless your family name was "Bates"...

[Busa1166]

Will he turn the other cheek or call Cohen & Cohen an sue her butt off

[Vonderbach]

The absense of LOL in the article makes me wonder if that news station has any funny bone.

[BlondeOnaBusa]

apparantly his injurys are not significant enough so he will rise again!!

Good one, thanks for the laugh!

[BIG GUY]

Gotta love the DMV and all the things that they will allow you to do!