Shindo97
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So i am 5 11' @ 184lbs. Can bench 335lbs, and have been in martial arts since i was 5 in korea with the rest of my family.
Fought amateur and pro here in the states for a branch of the ISKA in houston and obtained two different weight class titles before stopping for art school....
I also own the fastest production bike in the world....the Busa...
AND NONE OF THIS MEANT poop TODAY!!!!! LOL
I was cruising along in the neighborhood at about 20 mph....out of NOWHERE a pitbull comes form between 2 cars and jumps at me clamping down on my right leg Jean...No skin....
I almost fall off the bike, form the weight and being startled. I look down...and i am thinking HOLY poop....i start kicking to get the dog off and then accelerate....the little bastard just hung on as i drug him about 50 feet. I was coming up to a stop sign at an intersection. I am thinking damn i dont want to stop so that this little guy that had a good time can reset. So i start revving the hell out of the bike to get the pipes hot, and then i swerve so that his face and body touch them.
IT WORKS...he yelps and lets go...then proceeds to chase my ass as if i killed his family. DAMN...i coast through the stop sign, and i do have to cut off a car. He is feet from me again, and jumps at my leg again...i kick him square in the face...obviously this does nothing.. I am like WHAT THE #### IS THIS...once again i am on a short road with an intersection 4 way stop....cars ahead...i can barely go about 30 before i have to slam on the brakes. I cut off the car in front of me as to avoid stopping...and make a quick right. He is right behind me...not barking or anything...just running like mad...
At this point i gun it towards the highway. I get to the highway and look back....the little bastard is still running after me. I just started laughing my ass off watching him trying to catch up. I casually turn off and well if he is dumb enough to get on the highway after me...tough luck for him.
Now that i am home i can only imagine what this must of looked like...hahahhah i think it was the color that he was attracted to...
So i am 5 11' @ 184lbs. Can bench 335lbs, and have been in martial arts since i was 5 in korea with the rest of my family.
Fought amateur and pro here in the states for a branch of the ISKA in houston and obtained two different weight class titles before stopping for art school....
I also own the fastest production bike in the world....the Busa...
AND NONE OF THIS MEANT poop TODAY!!!!! LOL
I was cruising along in the neighborhood at about 20 mph....out of NOWHERE a pitbull comes form between 2 cars and jumps at me clamping down on my right leg Jean...No skin....
I almost fall off the bike, form the weight and being startled. I look down...and i am thinking HOLY poop....i start kicking to get the dog off and then accelerate....the little bastard just hung on as i drug him about 50 feet. I was coming up to a stop sign at an intersection. I am thinking damn i dont want to stop so that this little guy that had a good time can reset. So i start revving the hell out of the bike to get the pipes hot, and then i swerve so that his face and body touch them.
IT WORKS...he yelps and lets go...then proceeds to chase my ass as if i killed his family. DAMN...i coast through the stop sign, and i do have to cut off a car. He is feet from me again, and jumps at my leg again...i kick him square in the face...obviously this does nothing.. I am like WHAT THE #### IS THIS...once again i am on a short road with an intersection 4 way stop....cars ahead...i can barely go about 30 before i have to slam on the brakes. I cut off the car in front of me as to avoid stopping...and make a quick right. He is right behind me...not barking or anything...just running like mad...
At this point i gun it towards the highway. I get to the highway and look back....the little bastard is still running after me. I just started laughing my ass off watching him trying to catch up. I casually turn off and well if he is dumb enough to get on the highway after me...tough luck for him.
Now that i am home i can only imagine what this must of looked like...hahahhah i think it was the color that he was attracted to...