Girlfriend # 13...... Gone.

[rubbersidedown]

Since my 3rd divorce I've been shoping for the new "Miss Right". Thought I found her. 13 girlfriends later.
Nope.Got dumped this morning. Its usually me that does the dumping. Not this time.I got kicked to the curb by a crazy lady. Ya....I said a few bad things to her.
So ladies...I'm back on the market.

Rubb.

 

[RedBull]

Since my 3rd divorce I've been shopping for the new "Miss Right".

Thought I found her.

13 girlfriends later.

Nope.

Got dumped this morning.

It's usually me that does the dumping.

Not this time.

I got kicked to the curb by a crazy lady.

Ya . . . .

I said a few bad things to her.

So ladies . . .

I'm back on the market.



Rubb.

I've always believed in giving it another try ~ man if this was baseball you might just be gay . . .

 

[fallenarch]

When you get dumped say: "Wow, that's really too bad. But can we talk about it later? I have a sweet young lady coming by later and I wanted a minute to straighten up the place. You ok baby?"

 

[skydivr]

You know...sooner or later...you are gonna have to look at your choice in women....or in the mirror....

 

[frisbee]

You know...sooner or later...you are gonna have to look at your choice in women....or in the mirror....

DON"T LOOK IN THE MIRROR !!!

 

[dadofthree]

You guys or the most supportive group I've ever witnessed

 

[1busa]

Keep your chin up Bruvah

 

[Captain Scallawag]

My grandfather once told me when I was dumped that ladies are like busses the next one will be along in about 15 minutes ... sorry to hear that Rubb

 

[hayabuser]

The silver lining is now you have the time to build that Hayabusa model kit you were trying to give away!

 

[Mike Chambers]

My grandfather once told me when I was dumped that ladies are like busses the next one will be along in about 15 minutes ... sorry to hear that Rubb

You've never traveled on our buses I take it ?

 

[hayabuser]

I've always avoided women who looked like buses... have I been missing something good?

 

[jellyrug]

Ruhbah!!!!!!

This is really not hard. All you have to do is learn that arguing with a woman is like reading the Software Licence Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I Agree".

 

[BANDITBUSA]

Ruhbah!!!!!!

This is really not hard. All you have to do is learn that arguing with a woman is like reading the Software Licence Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I Agree".

Lol...sooooooo damn true...

 

[Scooby315]

Somethings not right.

 

[hayabuser]

They just need to understand that they will always be #2 to the Busa.

 

[Mike Chambers]

They just need to understand that they will always be #2 to the Busa.

Might be a little cruel but as one person here just said the other day " isn't that why duct tape was invented ". avoid the helmet to helmet communication unit

 

[Captain Scallawag]

You've never traveled on our buses I take it ?

Lol I'm guessing that your bus system is slow

 

[Mike Chambers]

Lol I'm guessing that your bus system is slow

Very indeed

 

[Bailey9r]

Since my 3rd divorce I've been shoping for the new "Miss Right". Thought I found her. 13 girlfriends later.
Nope.Got dumped this morning. Its usually me that does the dumping. Not this time.I got kicked to the curb by a crazy lady. Ya....I said a few bad things to her.
So ladies...I'm back on the market.

Rubb.

I don't know but if I'd lost that many tennis matches I'd go and take lessons.

 

[VaBusa]

I'm a believer in NOT looking for the right person; that's exactly when you'll find her Rub..........stop trying to find her, just go be yourself (well......lol) and one day when you least expect it, you might just bump in to someone that is your perfect match.

Meanwhile, enjoy the freedom!! :bounce: