It was inevitable...
Salesman: "Can I help you?"
Customer: "This is the Hay-busa (sic), right?"
S: "In fact, this is a 2002 Special Edition Hayabusa..."
C: "S$#t...uglier than the movie-bike, looks way different..."
S: "...huuh?"
C: [Looks at the salesman like, well...an idiot] "There ain't no chrome on this..."
S: "Ah, well, most sport bikes aren't chromed by the factory."
Blah-blah-blah, blah blah blah-blah...I walk away...
Later:
Salesman: Blah-blah-blah "Thank you, you'll love it...now, would you like to take this opportunity to get a new helmet or jacket? We'll give you XX% off today."
Customer: [Here it comes -] "Yeah, my friend was tellin me that I have to get a helmet. That sucks, I'm seein' dudes with no helmets in, like, Chicago and s#$t all the time...what happens if I don't put on a helmet?"
S: "You can get a ticket..."
...and on, and on, and on...
Thanks to the producers, directors and writers of "Biker Boyz" for introducing new blood to the sport.
Time to take my Lithium again...
Mike
Salesman: "Can I help you?"
Customer: "This is the Hay-busa (sic), right?"
S: "In fact, this is a 2002 Special Edition Hayabusa..."
C: "S$#t...uglier than the movie-bike, looks way different..."
S: "...huuh?"
C: [Looks at the salesman like, well...an idiot] "There ain't no chrome on this..."
S: "Ah, well, most sport bikes aren't chromed by the factory."
Blah-blah-blah, blah blah blah-blah...I walk away...
Later:
Salesman: Blah-blah-blah "Thank you, you'll love it...now, would you like to take this opportunity to get a new helmet or jacket? We'll give you XX% off today."
Customer: [Here it comes -] "Yeah, my friend was tellin me that I have to get a helmet. That sucks, I'm seein' dudes with no helmets in, like, Chicago and s#$t all the time...what happens if I don't put on a helmet?"
S: "You can get a ticket..."
...and on, and on, and on...
Thanks to the producers, directors and writers of "Biker Boyz" for introducing new blood to the sport.
Time to take my Lithium again...
Mike