Motorcycle foot Anchors? LOOK New Motorcycle foot CLAMPS!!!!!

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Are you worried about falling off your motorcycle when it's ​upside down ????

Well worry no more!

Our patented foots clamp keeps you in the seat not matter what your bike does!!

Simply send me you credit card information and for the low LOW LOW price of 100 dollars you will receive one motorcycle foot clamp, act before midnight, cause I can't do this all day and you will receive a second motor cycle foot clamp free!!! (plus applicable shipping, handling, taxes and duty charges)


ACT NOW!!!!

BEFORE YOU BIKE IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!

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Man I was going to take you up on this - then I noticed I wouldn't be able to use the rear break. :laugh:

When you invent the automatic version for 50 cents let us know. :please:

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When things get Blrry in one's mind, it's Tuf to resist the urge to Kick Man Low. As to me, I have no problem laughing at myself, or with myself, but truly enjoy making a joke at the expense of multiple parties at once, while at the same time providing a bit of entertainment to others. :banana:

I am actually flattered by your sacrifice...So, you went through the trouble of hurting your foot, taking a picture of that, and posting it online? Something must've affected you in a very profound way. Not sure what it was... :moon:

On a more serious note, I took your sarcastic suggestion, and shot an email to Sport Rider asking to forward my email to Kent. Let's see what happens. ???

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Something must've affected you

My fear of riding upside down! :laugh:

On a more serious note, I took your sarcastic suggestion, and shot an email to Sport Rider asking to forward my email to Kent. Let's see what happens. ???

Twas not sarcastic, (but thanks anyways ;) )Hopefully you get a review. Good luck!

cheers
ken

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See, here is proof of what goes wrong without foot anchors. :whistle:

How about some strong Velcro instead? :laugh:

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What's he riding? Looks like a ZX14R! Lol

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I hear Kawasaki is dealing with a lot of law suites from ZX14R riders who fell asleep on the bike.......

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My fear of riding upside down! :laugh:



Twas not sarcastic, (but thanks anyways ;) )Hopefully you get a review. Good luck!

cheers
ken

Sorry, I thought it was. Then, I take my comment back... and replace it with simple "Thank you!"

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See, here is proof of what goes wrong without foot anchors. :whistle:

How about some strong Velcro instead? :laugh:

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jellyrug, thank you. You just opened up the entire new market for me. I should get my undeveloped ideas out in the open more often, and let others brainstorm them. Hmm... Scooter Foot Anchors... we have to do something with that name...

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When things get Blrry in one's mind, it's Tuf to resist the urge to Kick Man Low. As to me, I have no problem laughing at myself, or with myself, but truly enjoy making a joke at the expense of multiple parties at once, while at the same time providing a bit of entertainment to others. :banana:

I am actually flattered by your sacrifice...So, you went through the trouble of hurting your foot, taking a picture of that, and posting it online? Something must've affected you in a very profound way. Not sure what it was... :moon:

On a more serious note, I took your sarcastic suggestion, and shot an email to Sport Rider asking to forward my email to Kent. Let's see what happens. ???

Why don't you seriously consider this?
Only...for dirtbikes, freestyle motocross.
They have things like them, but most are custom.
May be a market there, worth looking into.

And, your foot anchors, not his:laugh:

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Why don't you seriously consider this?
Only...for dirtbikes, freestyle motocross.
They have things like them, but most are custom.
May be a market there, worth looking into.

And, your foot anchors, not his:laugh:

Thank you for your suggestion! A completely uncharted territory for me as I know nothing about freestyle motocross besides what I occasionally see on TV. Can you recommend an online forum if you know by any chance, and I will ask these guys.

I probed interest to FA among stunters some time ago. While I haven't experienced wow factor from stunters, one stunter loved FA for stunting and in canyons, and so much so that he will be promoting among other riders. But that's just one.

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Are you worried about falling off your motorcycle when it's ​upside down ????

Well worry no more!

Our patented foots clamp keeps you in the seat not matter what your bike does!!

Simply send me you credit card information and for the low LOW LOW price of 100 dollars you will receive one motorcycle foot clamp, act before midnight, cause I can't do this all day and you will receive a second motor cycle foot clamp free!!! (plus applicable shipping, handling, taxes and duty charges)


ACT NOW!!!!

BEFORE YOU BIKE IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!

PRICELESS!

I think you may sell more of these than the ones manufactured in Igorville in a mere 13 hours on a harbor freight milling machine. Being of equal value at a reduced price while making the rider faster, smoother, safer and increasing his confidence, I think you have a slam dunk here! :thumbsup:

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PRICELESS!

I think you may sell more of these than the ones manufactured in Igorville in a mere 13 hours on a harbor freight milling machine. Being of equal value at a reduced price while making the rider faster, smoother, safer and increasing his confidence, I think you have a slam dunk here! :thumbsup:

When you have students arriving at the track with G-Clamps for anchors, after you tell them "remove or no track session" send the clamps my way. A woodworker can never have enough clamps.:laugh:

I'll even pay half price. :laugh:
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