guna get flamed fer this one Im sure but hope the message hits a few eyes n gets my point across b4 threads deleted
Picked up my daughter after school, stopped to grab a smoothie n chill @ a local park eatn chips while she sippped on a smoothie n told me about her day *13 yr old b4 u ask* and what-not...I notice a car-full of teens pull up to the curb 20' behind my truck, n the front pass. jaggoff leans his arm out w/a Big-gulp aimed at a trash can 15' from the curb.
Of course the obvious happens...jerk whips soda @ can n misses by 2-3', the whole car laughs as they pull off.
I was workin in my yard all day....so I was a lil hot from diggin a 13' wide hole in 80degs. I, like most people, have a 'slightly shorter fuse' when Im exposed to hi temps for an extended period-so my reaction was rather immediate n rude, I'll admit:
I reached into my change-pile in the center console and fired a salvo of dead presidents' headz out my window not very nice, I know-but this was a very nice park in a very affluent area n I knew this carload of spoiled brats probly do this daily after school lets out on their drive to their ridiculously large homes which they also pi** all over because they dont care about anything (uhmmm..was I stereotyping? well...read on, then judge me)
So i fire a handful of coins out the window n score several hits-heard them clearly. My daughter was looking at me crazy, I was still trying to finish a mouthful of potato chips *i love those extra-crispy baked ones the delis have...mmmm* and the carload of azzhats decelerates but keeps moving another 100' before finally pulling over to the side of the road ahead of me.
I waited several minutes, while explaining to my daughter that my reaction was rather improper, I didnt appreciate those kids throwing trash around like it was a fun after-school game-the car stayed put in park, couldnt see much movement.
So I moved first-as soon as I stepped out of my truck the car went back in gear, and after a few seconds it pulled off. I gave the universal 2-handed 'whatsup'? gesture and the car pulled off 5 seconds later...pathetic losers.
I get back in my truck and reinforced to my girl that idiots like that are everywhere, n I know she would never be so stupid, or allow anyone she was ever around to act that way either. She figures they were prolly smokin stuff, I dunno...because ten minutes later the car came BACK driving the other way.
The kid driving had his window down and slowed as he got close to being directly across from me, and I opened my door as he pulled even...all the little s**t had to say was "why did u throw stuff at my car?" "because you're tossing giant sodas in the grass for funsies." *i refrained from adding "JACKA$$" as I so BADLY wanted to* "but thats no reason to throw stuff" "whatever. Your boy could have EASILY jumpd out n picked up that soda n put it in the trashcan he tossed it towards, but you chose to drive off LAUGHING about it. That was the quickest way for me to get your attention. I got your attention, NOW, dont I?" "dude, that just wasnt necessary-Im sorry he threw that soda in the grass..." "You are now that it resulted in YOU paying a consquence for it-otherwise you wouldnt give two s**ts." at that point I put one foot out on the ground n stepped out of the truck again, and the lil pi$$ant drove off...a packed lil old '01 Acura TL 4dr with 5 teenage boys stuffed inside...five spoiled, disrespectful, obnoxious turds that wanted nothing to do with ME
Daughter thought it was quite entertaining-she thinks I TOTALLY ruined their high, though. o well, Im sure they can afford more.
okey doke folks-tell me how much of an azzhat I am for teaching my kid not to stand by while m.f.rs like that crap all over my city???
Picked up my daughter after school, stopped to grab a smoothie n chill @ a local park eatn chips while she sippped on a smoothie n told me about her day *13 yr old b4 u ask* and what-not...I notice a car-full of teens pull up to the curb 20' behind my truck, n the front pass. jaggoff leans his arm out w/a Big-gulp aimed at a trash can 15' from the curb.
Of course the obvious happens...jerk whips soda @ can n misses by 2-3', the whole car laughs as they pull off.
I was workin in my yard all day....so I was a lil hot from diggin a 13' wide hole in 80degs. I, like most people, have a 'slightly shorter fuse' when Im exposed to hi temps for an extended period-so my reaction was rather immediate n rude, I'll admit:
I reached into my change-pile in the center console and fired a salvo of dead presidents' headz out my window not very nice, I know-but this was a very nice park in a very affluent area n I knew this carload of spoiled brats probly do this daily after school lets out on their drive to their ridiculously large homes which they also pi** all over because they dont care about anything (uhmmm..was I stereotyping? well...read on, then judge me)
So i fire a handful of coins out the window n score several hits-heard them clearly. My daughter was looking at me crazy, I was still trying to finish a mouthful of potato chips *i love those extra-crispy baked ones the delis have...mmmm* and the carload of azzhats decelerates but keeps moving another 100' before finally pulling over to the side of the road ahead of me.
I waited several minutes, while explaining to my daughter that my reaction was rather improper, I didnt appreciate those kids throwing trash around like it was a fun after-school game-the car stayed put in park, couldnt see much movement.
So I moved first-as soon as I stepped out of my truck the car went back in gear, and after a few seconds it pulled off. I gave the universal 2-handed 'whatsup'? gesture and the car pulled off 5 seconds later...pathetic losers.
I get back in my truck and reinforced to my girl that idiots like that are everywhere, n I know she would never be so stupid, or allow anyone she was ever around to act that way either. She figures they were prolly smokin stuff, I dunno...because ten minutes later the car came BACK driving the other way.
The kid driving had his window down and slowed as he got close to being directly across from me, and I opened my door as he pulled even...all the little s**t had to say was "why did u throw stuff at my car?" "because you're tossing giant sodas in the grass for funsies." *i refrained from adding "JACKA$$" as I so BADLY wanted to* "but thats no reason to throw stuff" "whatever. Your boy could have EASILY jumpd out n picked up that soda n put it in the trashcan he tossed it towards, but you chose to drive off LAUGHING about it. That was the quickest way for me to get your attention. I got your attention, NOW, dont I?" "dude, that just wasnt necessary-Im sorry he threw that soda in the grass..." "You are now that it resulted in YOU paying a consquence for it-otherwise you wouldnt give two s**ts." at that point I put one foot out on the ground n stepped out of the truck again, and the lil pi$$ant drove off...a packed lil old '01 Acura TL 4dr with 5 teenage boys stuffed inside...five spoiled, disrespectful, obnoxious turds that wanted nothing to do with ME
Daughter thought it was quite entertaining-she thinks I TOTALLY ruined their high, though. o well, Im sure they can afford more.
okey doke folks-tell me how much of an azzhat I am for teaching my kid not to stand by while m.f.rs like that crap all over my city???