Saved a life yesterdau!!!

[Projekt]

That's it, I know I'm impulsive but I've decided to make her a permanent part of my life!!! I've had feelings like this only once before and I ended up marrying that one. Unfortunately we were divorced a year ago. There can be no harm in this, as I am much more experienced now.

[Mikey D]

I think it is getting a tad deep in here.

[Revlis]

Like I said... "Dear Penthouse... So there I was, Having just finished inflating her.... When all of the sudden..."

[fstbusa]

boom....

post pics

[VaBusa]

Like I said...  "Dear Penthouse...  So there I was, Having just finished inflating her.... When all of the sudden..."

Yeah, it's got that certain "feel" doesn't it?!

This is very strange...what else can I say?

[AZTECWARRIOR]

Cool, I gotta try picking up Schizophrenic women more often!!!  JUst wait till she hits her "MANIC" phase...  Dude, I hope you've got the energy...

On a serious note, you better be contacting the Authorites Bro, she prolly being missed by somebody and if you do not have a confirmed age she could be a minor and next thing you know your in a stank ass prison for kidnapping....

Although to be honest your story really sounds to me like a .... "Dear Penthouse Letters"....  So there I was....  

This brother makes alot of sense. U just can't be picking chicks up off the side of the road. Be safe, get real, check it out.

[Kento-Moto]

hmmmmmm

[BulletTrain]

Did you scratch her belly? They like that.

LMAO!!! AHahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha...

[BulletTrain]

Pics or not, my BS meter is pegged...

[Projekt]

The fact is that, I have learned that she offers me unconditional love. Obviously demonstrated by her genuine actions and expressions regardless of my mood and what I tell her to do. Naturally, the nurturing side of me has really taken over and I am on autopilot. The lot of you have got to stop the love hating! This entire board in it's disbelief broadcasts the highly probable fact that you all have been hurt emotionally. Just because I own a Hayabusa and have piloted it to speeds higher than many Busa owners (See first thread about trip across Europe) does not mean I cannot have genuine love for this girl. My vice happens to be young ladies, I prefer them over controlled substances because to me they are better than any legal or illegal drug (**disclaimer: The previous statement does not affirm, imply or in any way denote a familiarity by the author of illicit substances). I will care for her as long as she allows me to and will never intentionally hurt her or disappoint her. Yes I am a man, 6'4" 240+lbs, shaven head, tattoos and all but am not ashamed to admit these facts to an open forum such as this.

[justintime2]

The fact is that, I have learned that she offers me unconditional love. Obviously demonstrated by her genuine actions and expressions regardless of my mood and what I tell her to do. Naturally, the nurturing side of me has really taken over and I am on autopilot. The lot of you have got to stop the love hating! This entire board in it's disbelief broadcasts the highly probable fact that you all have been hurt emotionally. Just because I own a Hayabusa and have piloted it to speeds higher than many Busa owners (See first thread about trip across Europe) does not mean I cannot have genuine love for this girl. My vice happens to be young ladies, I prefer them over controlled substances because to me they are better than any legal or illegal drug (**disclaimer: The previous statement does not affirm, imply or in any way denote a familiarity by the author of illicit substances).  I will care for her as long as she allows me to and will never intentionally hurt her or disappoint her. Yes I am a man, 6'4" 240+lbs, shaven head, tattoos and all but am not ashamed to admit these facts to an open forum such as this.

WTF

How do you know you have piloted your Busa to higher speeds than most here?
Troll...

Playboy is a better read, sorry.

[BulletTrain]

The fact is that, I have learned that she offers me unconditional love. Obviously demonstrated by her genuine actions and expressions regardless of my mood and what I tell her to do. Naturally, the nurturing side of me has really taken over and I am on autopilot. The lot of you have got to stop the love hating! This entire board in it's disbelief broadcasts the highly probable fact that you all have been hurt emotionally. Just because I own a Hayabusa and have piloted it to speeds higher than many Busa owners (See first thread about trip across Europe) does not mean I cannot have genuine love for this girl. My vice happens to be young ladies, I prefer them over controlled substances because to me they are better than any legal or illegal drug (**disclaimer: The previous statement does not affirm, imply or in any way denote a familiarity by the author of illicit substances).  I will care for her as long as she allows me to and will never intentionally hurt her or disappoint her. Yes I am a man, 6'4" 240+lbs, shaven head, tattoos and all but am not ashamed to admit these facts to an open forum such as this.

whutevah...

[justintime2]

Sorry a couple more things.
What exactly is it you "tell her to do"?
What is the problem with your moods? DRUGS

Your vice is young ladies? Can you say "LEVEL 3"
Don't intend to be mean, but it sounds like you do prefer controlled substances if you expect us to beleive any of this fiction. Although it has been an entertaining read.  

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[fstbusa]

just post pics and prove us all wrong... simple as that

[Mikey D]

Like BT said...

My shid-o-meter is pegged!

[phatjoe]

dude post some fake pics ill give ya help here is my ex wife

[phatjoe]

and here is my current girlfriend

[phatjoe]

these are my ex girlfriends i cut them loose because the wanted too much sex

is it considered pre-marital sex if you have no intentions of marrying her?

?

[phatjoe]

post somethin man the natives are restless dude im just tryin to boost the morale of the board cause i like makin people laugh here is the last 1 i call her the asian sensation

[Ride_or_Fish]

Too funny. ZZZzzz...