Ok people

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Well. not sure which one to list.

One comes to mind.. you all know those big towers on top of mountains that have the flashing red light at the very top, so airplanes can avoid the mountain.

Got toally intoxicated with 2 of my friends and we climbed to the top where the light was and hung out and drank a few beers.

When I look back on my life, that is one of the times that makes me wonder how I ever survived my teenage years
 
Naw Ben...might make me look like I'm a drunk...most of 'em involve alcohol...oh man, the things that just popped in my head!
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*backs away from thread 'til a later date*
The 12 Suggested Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous
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1 We admitted we were powerless over alcohol--that our lives had become unmanageable.

2 Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3 Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4 Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5 Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6 Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7 Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8 Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9 Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10 Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11 Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12 Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
 
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I'm definitely NOT an alcoholic...I drink maybe a dozen times in a year! LOL But when I do, dayummmm...just don't take pics, okay?

Thanks for "the steps" though...
 
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I'm definitely NOT an alcoholic...I drink maybe a dozen times in a year!  LOL  But when I do, dayummmm...just don't take pics, okay?  

Thanks for "the steps" though...
Same here, maybe once a year.

Used to drink more often about 17 years ago. Had a bad experience just after I got married.

I went out with several friends and got plastered. I did not get home until 3AM and the next day I missed the wifes family bday party because I was sick allllll dayyyy looong. Man was she pissed at me. I think she still kicks me in the middle of the night for that one....or was it from the bachelor party?
 
Went on a date with a girl that I met through a friend... She smoked... At the restuarant she leaned over so I could light her cigarette and I set her hair on fire accidentally... I mean on fire. Now when this happens you have a couple of options. Laughing really hard should not be the first one which I learned the hard way. Never saw her again.
 
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