BusaWhipped
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I'm not a redneck, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
HEIDI (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS (noun) - Calendar divisions.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
RANCH (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts some all in my pickup truck."
FAR (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't put some all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar on my pickup truck."
TIRE (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD (verb) - To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
RATS (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...must be from some farn country."
DID (adjective) - Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas mostly consisting of oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob-war fence."
SEED (verb) - past tense of "to see."
Usage: "I seed that cow was did right off."
GUBMINT (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
HEIDI (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS (noun) - Calendar divisions.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
RANCH (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts some all in my pickup truck."
FAR (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't put some all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar on my pickup truck."
TIRE (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD (verb) - To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
RATS (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...must be from some farn country."
DID (adjective) - Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas mostly consisting of oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob-war fence."
SEED (verb) - past tense of "to see."
Usage: "I seed that cow was did right off."
GUBMINT (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
1) These new shoes will give me good Gription on the gym floor mom. (2) These new tires will give my Busa some awesome Gription on the road sweety.
