new word

[BaybeBusa04]

SO while at home for lunch I was watching comedy central (i tivo'd the blue colar comedy tour)

New word: wit-cha-did-ja

Sentence: You didnt bring your truck witchadidja?

I had tears I was laughing so hard!

 

[USMCBUSA]

How about fasinate.
I used to be able to button nine buttons on my shirt, now I can only fasin ate.

 

[BaybeBusa04]

MAYONASE


Mayonase a lotta people here tonight

 

[yamahor]

sentuous:

"I told my old lady 'Sentuous up, get me a Beer!'"

 

[VaBusa]

The country slang term for today is "iffin"

"Iffin I were to get you that beer, would you go get yerself a job?"

 

[USMCBUSA]

And of course Michelle there is sensuous.

Sens u ous up, get me a beer

 

[yamahor]

And of course Michelle there is sensuous.

Sens u ous up, get me a beer

I beat you to it........ hahahahahahahaahahahahaha
BWAhahahahahahahahahahahahha
hahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!!!




sorry, I'm kinda demented......

 

[VaBusa]

Rule #1 about Michelle...

...I don't fetch beers...ask the hubby...

No, really...I don't...

 

[yamahor]

The country slang term for today is "iffin"

"Iffin I were to get you that beer, would you go get yerself a job?"

"iffin you got me that beer sentuous up, and I WAS to get me that thur job, woodjaleest (wood-ja-atleest) get the skidmarks outta my underwear?!"

 

[VaBusa]

...unless it's for ME...

 

[DAB]

Rule #1 about Michelle...

             ...I don't fetch beers...ask the hubby...

 No, really...I don't...

That's what children are for.

 

[USMCBUSA]

. . o o O O (is yamahor joking about the skid marks)

 

[USMCBUSA]

That was freakin funny Yamahor.

 

[yamahor]

That was freakin funny Yamahor.

Thanks........ I try.

 

[HT_USMC]

That was freakin funny Yamahor.

Thanks........ I try.

I'm tryin ta figurout why'd any one wud doa burnout inther skivvies...

 

[kkattan]

initate AND ascot

yeah.. my wife had hamburgers initate some fries intiate some icecream so her ascot really big



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[kkattan]

MASTERPIECES..



guy heads into doctors office.. bending over..
Doc says: " so you say a dog dig that"
man : "yep, i was bending over, and he bit MASTERPIECES"

(my a$$ ter pieces)

 

[kkattan]

Sentence: You didnt bring your truck witchadidja?

one of the best

 

[Wag]

Borrowed from the master, Jeff Foxworthy.

Djeet
Djoo
Y'ant
A'ite

As in,

"Djeet yet?"
"Nah, djoo?"
"Y'ant to?"
"A'ite"

I was raised a redneck. Y'all are crackin' me up!

--Wag--

 

[yamahor]

I was raised a redneck.
--Wag--

I'm so sorry to hear

if there's anything that can be done to reverse the effects of it, I'm sure it will be found soon

until then, try and keep cool  

 

 

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