I'm not a redneck, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
HEIDI (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS (noun) - Calendar divisions.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
RANCH (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts some all in my pickup truck."
FAR (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't put some all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar on my pickup truck."
TIRE (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD (verb) - To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
RATS (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...must be from some farn country."
DID (adjective) - Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas mostly consisting of oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob-war fence."
SEED (verb) - past tense of "to see."
Usage: "I seed that cow was did right off."
GUBMINT (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
HEIDI (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS (noun) - Calendar divisions.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
RANCH (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts some all in my pickup truck."
FAR (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't put some all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar on my pickup truck."
TIRE (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD (verb) - To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
RATS (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...must be from some farn country."
DID (adjective) - Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas mostly consisting of oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob-war fence."
SEED (verb) - past tense of "to see."
Usage: "I seed that cow was did right off."
GUBMINT (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."