got pulled over today

[uncl3_fock3r]

yeah it happened.. i was doing 156 down i40e and a state trooper came out from nowhere.. so i pulled over and i ask whats the problem officer, he said you was doing 156mph in a 65 and boy i have been waiting on you all day,... i replied i got here as fast as i could...

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[busahaya]

 

[manatrader]

Good luck, at that speed I'm not stopping how in the hell did he catch you, most trooper can not go that fast.

 

[adrenaline junkey]

oh that's gonna be costly

did ya get a free ride to jail?

 

[jwcfbd]

unless your serious then

 

[Warputer]

Forget about the fines , the Insurance company is gonna LOVE you for the next couple of years.

 

[uncl3_fock3r]

was a poor try at a joke ... balls not that big



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[adrenaline junkey]

was a poor try at a joke ... balls not that big

well ya get an A for effort

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[DAZZ]

 

[Charlesbusa]

try harder, go faster

 

[GIXERHP]

try harder, go faster  

+1

 

[frisbee]

I got it ! everyone else is just kinda slow!

 

[hbr]

I got it ! everyone else is just kinda slow!

+1

 

[onerabidshark]

I got it ! everyone else is just kinda slow!

+1

+2

 

[hbr]

Did have following dialogue after being stopped for 120 in a 55-

Trooper - "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Me- "No sir, I like to keep my eyes on the road when I'm going that fast"

Trooper- "Could you shut the car off."

Me- "Do you mind if I let it idle for a couple minutes to cool it down?"

$320.00 and 6 points but he didn't take me to jail

 

[kod3001]

150mph officer??? impossible, I've only been out 10 minutes

 

[rockonabusa]

Officer- You know I got you on radar at 150mph on radar while I was sitting at the bridge.

me-really?

officer-why were you going that fast?

me-I have a very important job!

Officer-what job could be that important that you need to be doing 150mph?

Me-I'm a rectum strecher.

officer-whats that?

me-well I start with 1 finger and then move to 2 fingers and keep streching it until it gets 6 feet.

officer- What the hell do you gonna do witha 6 foot rectum?!

Me- give him a radar gun and put him on the other side of the bridge...

officer-

 

[uncl3_fock3r]

I got it ! everyone else is just kinda slow!

 

[FastBusa]

Good luck