I rolled my 2004 Honda CR-V 2.5 times...thats what the Sheriff and I presume anyway by the 100' or so covered n it was resting at top of the hill on its' roof.
i'll say again:I rolled my 2004 Honda CR-V 2.5 times....and crawled out the driver's side rear door, got up, brushed the glass off my chest n outta my hair *ok, the place where my hair used to be*, and thats when I realized:
Im not hurt!
neck/left shoulder a lil sore, but back n hips arent even sore from spinning over in the Crv (oh yeah-I dint have the belt on-just grabbed the wheel n held myself in place thru the first roll, then felt the car losing momentum so I 'fell' to the floor/roof as it finished rolling.) knees arent bumped-up...I hit my knees harder in my Golf back in '98 when I was only 6' 5"...I'm a good 2" taller now, thought I woulda gotten beat up a bit more.
BUT-I did just pull over this morning and stop to help a fellow biker on a G'Wing-dude needed a jump so I hooked'em up n before he rolled off, shook my hand n said "thanks for helpn, I'm ____ ______, Milwaukee PD." yep...I actually HELPED a LEO::11 *i need a 'He11 just Froze over' emoticon for this*
so-maybe that kept me from ending up as a hood ornament on the Semi traveling behind me, or from slamming into the STUPID FAWKING TW@T IN A RETARDED-AZZ MINI-FAWKING*im a turd n like driving the GHEYEST thing on the road...oh did i mention I drive for SHID?!?*-VAN who cut me off in the first place which set off my horrendous slide, backwards, into the curb of the e-lane and SPINNING up the hill...onto my roof.
quite a day I've had....glad to be sitn here just typin about it. kiss you're loved ones-n if they arent around, just kiss yourself...at least, try in the mirror
and tape it so i can see
i'll say again:I rolled my 2004 Honda CR-V 2.5 times....and crawled out the driver's side rear door, got up, brushed the glass off my chest n outta my hair *ok, the place where my hair used to be*, and thats when I realized:
Im not hurt!
neck/left shoulder a lil sore, but back n hips arent even sore from spinning over in the Crv (oh yeah-I dint have the belt on-just grabbed the wheel n held myself in place thru the first roll, then felt the car losing momentum so I 'fell' to the floor/roof as it finished rolling.) knees arent bumped-up...I hit my knees harder in my Golf back in '98 when I was only 6' 5"...I'm a good 2" taller now, thought I woulda gotten beat up a bit more.BUT-I did just pull over this morning and stop to help a fellow biker on a G'Wing-dude needed a jump so I hooked'em up n before he rolled off, shook my hand n said "thanks for helpn, I'm ____ ______, Milwaukee PD." yep...I actually HELPED a LEO::11 *i need a 'He11 just Froze over' emoticon for this*
so-maybe that kept me from ending up as a hood ornament on the Semi traveling behind me, or from slamming into the STUPID FAWKING TW@T IN A RETARDED-AZZ MINI-FAWKING*im a turd n like driving the GHEYEST thing on the road...oh did i mention I drive for SHID?!?*-VAN who cut me off in the first place which set off my horrendous slide, backwards, into the curb of the e-lane and SPINNING up the hill...onto my roof.
quite a day I've had....glad to be sitn here just typin about it. kiss you're loved ones-n if they arent around, just kiss yourself...at least, try in the mirror
and tape it so i can see
glad you ok buddy...
