best line from a movie....

okay tis not a movie ... Homers trying to be a roll model to Lisa and he's failing. Bart says to him " well you can be my roll model " and homer says " I'm not putting my fingerprints on that train wreck "
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this line is from 2 different movies, can ya guess which ones? both pretty funny...

                                         "The Big One"

not porn either...
Sid in Toy Story says it when he gets a rocket in the mail, satans little helper in The Stand says it when he finds the Icbm in the nuclear facility...

how about this one

"dont nobody go in there for say about fiteen twenny or forty minutes"
 
The scene in "BOOMERANG" with Eddie Murphy when he had to sleep with Eartha Kitt ("CATWOMAN" from the original batman) to further his career. Since she so old and nasty he asks her to turn down the lights, so she turns them off. Then after a pause he says ...."darker!"
 
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