Emergency Room Visit

[Scar]

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch on the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

 

[Flicka]

Very nice....

 

[DEMMYM]

 

[shawnski]

that was good!

 

[TruWrecks]

That would almost empty the ER in my local hospital.

 

[Jailbait]

 

[MO-BUSA]

 

[warp10]

sad, but it is true

 

[racerV]

That is funny however if someone wanted to give you hell about it, impersonating a federal officer is a big deal.

 

[Dino]

That is funny however if someone wanted to give you hell about it, impersonating a federal officer is a big deal.

He would just have his publicist take care of it.

 

[Projekt]

That IS funny..

 

[SavoBusa]

Nice!

 

[Scar]

He would just have his publicist take care of it.

Hatred, fear and unreasoning hostility have apparently possessed men's hearts!

 

[Dino]

Hatred, fear and unreasoning hostility have apparently possessed men's hearts!

No no no....I was simply putting Racer V at ease. I would not want him to worry about you having a run in with the man.

 

[dadofthree]

He would just have his publicist take care of it.

 

[dadofthree]

I wasn't expecting that Scar, anyway it doesn't matter locally, because if you walk in and no ones waiting or you walk in and twenty people are waiting, you're going to be there for 4 hours

 

[Scar]

No no no....I was simply putting Racer V at ease. I would not want him to worry about you having a run in with the man.

SJ.

 

[Scar]

I wasn't expecting that Scar, anyway it doesn't matter locally, because if you walk in and no ones waiting or you walk in and twenty people are waiting, you're going to be there for 4 hours

Agreed.

 

[Dino]

SS.

Are we a little cranky today?

 

[Scar]

In every part of the globe it is the same!