Reasons For Missing Work...

[NINJA KILLER]

 That is why I prefer to hire people with no kids. Between fake illnesses and the real ones it seems to happen too much.

Dead on the Money !!!!! +1000000000

[hondpwr]

I always have my wife call in for me. If they ask at work I just tell them I was to sick to come to the phone. Works every time.

[Busaman5000]

We have "personal days" instead of "sick days" at work. So I just call and say I won't be there. Simple as that. No lies, everybody's happy.

[billbell]

I won't be in today cause of the weather! Sunny and 75!