"This is your action news reporter, covering all the news that is news across the country covering the disturbance at the gas station. Sir, did you see what happened?"
"Yeh ah, did. I was standin' o'er thar when here he come. Runnin' 'round the grease rack. Nekkid ez a jaybird. I hollered over at Ethel, 'Don' look Ethel!' But it wuz too late. She'd already been mooned!"