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Your opinion please. Could you see this in print?
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Konduit
“Transceiver:
Act 1
Dr. M: Mrs. Garcia, congratulations on your baby’s healthy entry into this God’s earth.
Ms. Garcia: ( It is Ms. His daddy left after a couple of weeks into the pregnancy. Who are you? You’re not my regular Doc... Where is Dr Weaver?...)
Dr. M: [as if not hearing her] I do have some questions to ask of you though regarding some abnormalities that we have discovered in your son’s physiology.
(What sort of abnormalities?)
Larger than normal mineral deposits in you son’s superior sinus.
(What? Pardon?)
Have you ever lived for extended periods near High Tension power lines?
(Well uhm I do feel tense a lot because of the bills and groceries?)
Ma’am what I mean to ask is: Is your house near the big electric lines? The really tall ones?
(Oh, I’m sorry, yes, we are right below them.)
What kind of cookware do you typically use?
(I use the plastic and wooden stirrers and spatulas and the old Iron Skillets and shiny pots that I got at the local Second hand shop. Paid five dollars for everything I needed.)
Do you typically eat large quantities of meat from saltwater fish?
( Yes, actually we do eat a lot of Tuna and Cod and... sometimes we are lucky and manage to get some shark and whiting. I don’t know if it is really a shark, you know, like jaws and all, but it sure does cook up nice and tasty...)
What does your typical diet consist of? Please --- be explicit.
(I am not on a diet Mister...and I am a godfearing woman also, I would not want to offend the presence of the lord by using vulgarities..)
Allow me to re-phrase: What foods do you eat everyday...
(Multi vitamin tablets, the Atozinc [Dr. M: Do you mean “A_TO_ZINCâ€] ones on the TV they have Magnesium and essential daily values,
High protein, low starch or starchy vegetables gotta keep this girlish figure, lots and lots of green leafy vegetables, we eat beans and lentils everyday, and we get wild mushrooms from the woods near the house, I would say we try to stay organic, and grapes but only organic I don’t know about you but I remember that every living thing is organic so why do they say that)
Grapes? Really, what kind do you buy and where?
(Cunningham seedless)
Oh good very good those are non-pesticide organic (makes following note [ Cunningham are grown on land known to have heavy metal deposits in the topsoil]).
I see, this is very interesting...
(What?)
Oh nothing.... Actually there is something... Would you be interested in participating in a research projekt? Something myself and the fellows at Stanford research are working on for the Department of Health.
(Oh)
Yes, actually it is nothing really, not much merit to it, but we did manage to get a research grant from the federal government for biological studies on Contemporary Homo Sapiens... errhh uhm People.
(Yes, well I am weary of the government you know, I am not gay and, I just pay my taxes and exercise my petty right to vote in this so-called democracy... Otherwise I like to believe that I am not some guinea pig in the Government’s laboratory)
Well then I uhm, understand... (Writes something and checks boxes on questionnaire.)
Good luck and Godspeed with your boy. I am certain he will have an interesting future (Oh, how’s that?)
Nothing, I can just see that he is special...
Following is act 1. Please do not propagate or reproduce this. Copyright protection applies.
Konduit
“Transceiver:
Act 1
Dr. M: Mrs. Garcia, congratulations on your baby’s healthy entry into this God’s earth.
Ms. Garcia: ( It is Ms. His daddy left after a couple of weeks into the pregnancy. Who are you? You’re not my regular Doc... Where is Dr Weaver?...)
Dr. M: [as if not hearing her] I do have some questions to ask of you though regarding some abnormalities that we have discovered in your son’s physiology.
(What sort of abnormalities?)
Larger than normal mineral deposits in you son’s superior sinus.
(What? Pardon?)
Have you ever lived for extended periods near High Tension power lines?
(Well uhm I do feel tense a lot because of the bills and groceries?)
Ma’am what I mean to ask is: Is your house near the big electric lines? The really tall ones?
(Oh, I’m sorry, yes, we are right below them.)
What kind of cookware do you typically use?
(I use the plastic and wooden stirrers and spatulas and the old Iron Skillets and shiny pots that I got at the local Second hand shop. Paid five dollars for everything I needed.)
Do you typically eat large quantities of meat from saltwater fish?
( Yes, actually we do eat a lot of Tuna and Cod and... sometimes we are lucky and manage to get some shark and whiting. I don’t know if it is really a shark, you know, like jaws and all, but it sure does cook up nice and tasty...)
What does your typical diet consist of? Please --- be explicit.
(I am not on a diet Mister...and I am a godfearing woman also, I would not want to offend the presence of the lord by using vulgarities..)
Allow me to re-phrase: What foods do you eat everyday...
(Multi vitamin tablets, the Atozinc [Dr. M: Do you mean “A_TO_ZINCâ€] ones on the TV they have Magnesium and essential daily values,
High protein, low starch or starchy vegetables gotta keep this girlish figure, lots and lots of green leafy vegetables, we eat beans and lentils everyday, and we get wild mushrooms from the woods near the house, I would say we try to stay organic, and grapes but only organic I don’t know about you but I remember that every living thing is organic so why do they say that)
Grapes? Really, what kind do you buy and where?
(Cunningham seedless)
Oh good very good those are non-pesticide organic (makes following note [ Cunningham are grown on land known to have heavy metal deposits in the topsoil]).
I see, this is very interesting...
(What?)
Oh nothing.... Actually there is something... Would you be interested in participating in a research projekt? Something myself and the fellows at Stanford research are working on for the Department of Health.
(Oh)
Yes, actually it is nothing really, not much merit to it, but we did manage to get a research grant from the federal government for biological studies on Contemporary Homo Sapiens... errhh uhm People.
(Yes, well I am weary of the government you know, I am not gay and, I just pay my taxes and exercise my petty right to vote in this so-called democracy... Otherwise I like to believe that I am not some guinea pig in the Government’s laboratory)
Well then I uhm, understand... (Writes something and checks boxes on questionnaire.)
Good luck and Godspeed with your boy. I am certain he will have an interesting future (Oh, how’s that?)
Nothing, I can just see that he is special...