"Honey , does this bike make my azz look fat?" Michelle asks.
"Of course not dear, I can barely see yer azz ,because of the hump." says da Rubbah.
"Do not bring sex into this you bastid !" screams M.
"But sweetums , I was talking about that big thing that sits on the seat,behind you." says Rubbah.
"What are you saying , are you implying that my azz needs a seat of its own ? ! "
"No babykins...not at all . I think yer azz looks fine ."
"Fine,FINE...is that what you said you fuggin' jerk?"
"I meant real fine honeybunch , like a.... a fine wine".
"So, yer sayin' my butt is like something that sits around for months on end , and then gets used on party night.Is that what you meant?"
" Not at all sugarlips....I meant yer butt is....just fine ,for a Hayabusa ."
" So now yer sayin' I need a hundred an' seventy-five horsepower to haul my azz around?"
" Honey, can I just kill myself?" da Rubbah asks.
"Is yer insurance paid up to date?" replies M
"Yes my little hearthrob?"
" Fine go ahead....but do them fuggin' dishes first."
" Yes my little Princess".
and thats the story of what it would be like to answer a girls butt question .
kiddin Em.....just kiddin' . please dont kill me .
sombody
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"Of course not dear, I can barely see yer azz ,because of the hump." says da Rubbah.
"Do not bring sex into this you bastid !" screams M.
"But sweetums , I was talking about that big thing that sits on the seat,behind you." says Rubbah.
"What are you saying , are you implying that my azz needs a seat of its own ? ! "
"No babykins...not at all . I think yer azz looks fine ."
"Fine,FINE...is that what you said you fuggin' jerk?"
"I meant real fine honeybunch , like a.... a fine wine".
"So, yer sayin' my butt is like something that sits around for months on end , and then gets used on party night.Is that what you meant?"
" Not at all sugarlips....I meant yer butt is....just fine ,for a Hayabusa ."
" So now yer sayin' I need a hundred an' seventy-five horsepower to haul my azz around?"
" Honey, can I just kill myself?" da Rubbah asks.
"Is yer insurance paid up to date?" replies M
"Yes my little hearthrob?"
" Fine go ahead....but do them fuggin' dishes first."
" Yes my little Princess".
and thats the story of what it would be like to answer a girls butt question .
kiddin Em.....just kiddin' . please dont kill me .
sombody
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