Redneck Pick-up Lines

[thrasherfox]

1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I just checked you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.


6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
But beauty's only a light switch away.

7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice."

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
But I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy,
can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna r egret this in the mornin, we kin sleep
til afternoon.

And.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

 

[ibified]

Honey, you look purdier than a new set of muddin' tires!

 

[TruWrecks]

After a few more beers you'll be purdier than that woman on the mud flat over there.

 

[motogp08]

And.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

 

[BusaWizard]

 

[pbghost]

 

[proud dad]

Do those legs come over easy

 

[ibified]

Hey baby, nice tooth...

 

[GSXRFANN]

Do those legs come over easy

 

 

 

 

 

[pward76]

fer a big girl, you shore don't sweat much

 

[ibified]

are you as good in bed as my maw?

 

[proud dad]

are you as good in bed as my maw?

 

[TruWrecks]

Hold my beer...

 

[FastBusa]

If a man and a woman get a devorce in the south, are they still brother and sister?

 

[big coop]

Mayon daise sum biguns you got der.

 

[GJoker]

Yer lookin tastier den mayonaise ozzin out a spam samich..uh huh~

 

[motogp08]

are you as good in bed as my maw?

You tell 'em PD!

 

[thepushercg]

 

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[Scar]

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