Redneck Pickup Lines

BusaBret

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A few good ones here.

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
 
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I just might be a redneck
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would it be wrong in saying that i have used some of those ?
























ok good cause i havent, but will now that i know them!
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Gotta try a couple of those.

Oh, wait. I'm already married. Okay, I'll try them out on my wife.

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--Wag--
 
hmmm... good ones, now lets see Ben try and use them...


Ben "Fat Penguin"
woman "SMACK!!!"
Ben "OW!"
woman "Jackazz!"
 
(newmill @ Jan. 11 2007,00:04) The light switch theory runs out of gas at sunrise. Trust me.
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It's just a pickup line, not a plan of action!

--Wag--
 
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