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"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as, "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end. .
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ..
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ..
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. ..
The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. ..
A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ..
A boiled egg is hard to beat. ..
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a 3 year old was resisting a rest...
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now...
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. ..
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ..
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he guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. ..
He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ..
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. ..
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop: .. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ... IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE.
Gurrera
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end. .
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ..
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ..
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. ..
The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. ..
A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ..
A boiled egg is hard to beat. ..
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a 3 year old was resisting a rest...
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now...
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. ..
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ..
T
he guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. ..
He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ..
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. ..
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop: .. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ... IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE.
Gurrera
