Larissa Oleynick

[DAB]

I watched "Tomb Raider" again the other day.

Not because it's a good movie, 'cause it isn't.

Just because Angelina is in it....

 

[kod3001]

no, I don't know her either, just something I, um, heard somewhere.

Really.

Ummm, yeah...

Is she a p0rn star?  Must be...what a stupid question...

no, no... well she might've been. Just a long old joke on the radio about Titanic Tina, Lusty Linda etc etc.

 

[VaBusa]

no, I don't know her either, just something I, um, heard somewhere.

Really.

Ummm, yeah...

Is she a p0rn star?  Must be...what a stupid question...

no, no... well she might've been.  Just a long old joke on the radio about Titanic Tina, Lusty Linda etc etc.

...Christy Canyon...yeah, yeah...I got it...

 

[kod3001]

 

[cache]

I watched "Tomb Raider" again the other day.

Not because it's a good movie, 'cause it isn't.

Just because Angelina is in it....

one of the very few movies I've ever had a dream about after watching it..

 

[Devious]

no, I don't know her either, just something I, um, heard somewhere.

Really.

Ummm, yeah...

Is she a p0rn star?  Must be...what a stupid question...

no, no... well she might've been.  Just a long old joke on the radio about Titanic Tina, Lusty Linda etc etc.

...Christy Canyon...yeah, yeah...I got it...

Christy Canyon.....Man I used to think she was the hottest porn starlet going. But that was long ago.

 

[VaBusa]

no, I don't know her either, just something I, um, heard somewhere.

Really.

Ummm, yeah...

Is she a p0rn star?  Must be...what a stupid question...

no, no... well she might've been.  Just a long old joke on the radio about Titanic Tina, Lusty Linda etc etc.

...Christy Canyon...yeah, yeah...I got it...

Christy Canyon.....Man I used to think she was the hottest porn starlet going. But that was long ago.

Oh, is that a real name?

Tee hee...

 

[yamahor]

no, I don't know her either, just something I, um, heard somewhere.

Really.

Ummm, yeah...

Is she a p0rn star?  Must be...what a stupid question...

no, no... well she might've been.  Just a long old joke on the radio about Titanic Tina, Lusty Linda etc etc.

...Christy Canyon...yeah, yeah...I got it...

Christy Canyon.....Man I used to think she was the hottest porn starlet going. But that was long ago.

Oh, is that a real name?  

Tee hee...

it was you, wasn't it?

 

[yamahor]

Ben...she's just a child!  

Wait, so are you...

You poor thing...you really need to get out more...

She's 23. 2 years older than me.








now if I could only convince her to fall in love with a tall fat man from VA that rides a motorcycle that's WAY too small for him, My life would be complete.

 

[pure_ego]

no no you get me wrong, I like her too.  I don't normally like my women with all fake bits, but Angelina is the exception.  

It's funny...so many women go get that work done to please men, then I see men making fun of 'em...

Women are f*cked up creatures...myself included

we just do that in front of women... the rest of the time we're going.. damn I don't care if it's OEM equipment or not.. thats hot.

 

[yamahor]

no no you get me wrong, I like her too.  I don't normally like my women with all fake bits, but Angelina is the exception.  

It's funny...so many women go get that work done to please men, then I see men making fun of 'em...

Women are f*cked up creatures...myself included

we just do that in front of women... the rest of the time we're going.. damn I don't care if it's OEM equipment or not.. thats hot.

I'm just not much on fake women, PERIOD. But the OEM thing is funny.