Ok, so about 20 minutes ago I was sleepin' like a rock. Next thing I know I get woke up by what sounds like someone or someTHING runnin' around on my front porch. Of course me and one of Gastin Glocks "boys" head out the front door to "GREET" our visitor in style. I opened the door while the noise was still goin' on, but nothin' is there!
Errrrrrr, ok...
Then on the front yard I see two shadows of some HUGE ass birds sittin' on top of the roof. I get out where I can see 'em and it's two big ol' fuggin' BUZZARDS. Gulp!
Those guys circle and gather around dead shid, right? So, I check myself. Nope, not dead... Whew! Since there's nothin' for 'em here I scare them off so they don't leave big ol' buzzard turds on my roof. They circle a few times and light in a tree in the front yard. That's when I thought to grab the camera. One flew off as soon as I opened the front door to go back out. This one was bold enough to pose for a shot.
Anyway, this muthafuggah is freakin' HUGE. Prolly a six foot wingspan. I've seen LOTS of buzzards in my time, but not on my freakin' roof!
That was just a little too freaky for me, especially seein' as how it's Friday 13th and all. What kind of fuggin' sign is that for ya? I don't think I'll ride today...
Then on the front yard I see two shadows of some HUGE ass birds sittin' on top of the roof. I get out where I can see 'em and it's two big ol' fuggin' BUZZARDS. Gulp!
Anyway, this muthafuggah is freakin' HUGE. Prolly a six foot wingspan. I've seen LOTS of buzzards in my time, but not on my freakin' roof!