Just been scannin over a few posts

[BaybeeBusa04]

Im sorry...but you guys are SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS! I am dying here at work...I'm surprised my boss hasnt said anything to me!
Just wanna thank all the funny people out there that have made this Friday go by quickly!!

Carrie

[BulletTrain]

You laugh, but our therapists don't. Ok, maybe they laugh all the way to the bank...

[thrasherfox]

I stopped going to my therapist ... she was driving me fricken crazy with all his psychobabble $hit.

“Prescriptionâ€￾ Drugs work much better anyhow. Notice emphasis on “prescriptionâ€￾ indicating drugs that have been specifically prescribed to a specific individual to maintain a certain level of normality due to a usual imbalance of serotonin. I do NOT condone the use of self prescribed drugs (just a discalaimer y’all) Muah ha ha

btw BT - I am not sure, but I think your therapist and my therapist are the same person, except I had her after his sex change while you had him before her sex change.

Either that or the therapist has a split personality. Always talking in third person and stuff… Doah… what do you do where your therapist  needs more help than you!!

Send them a bill for YOUR services, you give them someone to talk about for an hour



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[BulletTrain]

I stopped going to my therapist ... she was driving me fricken crazy with all his psychobabble $hit.

“Prescriptionâ€￾ Drugs work much better anyhow. Notice emphasis on “prescriptionâ€￾ indicating drugs that have been specifically prescribed to a specific individual to maintain a certain level of normality due to a usual imbalance of serotonin. I do NOT condone the use of self prescribed drugs (just a discalaimer y’all) Muah ha ha

btw BT - I am not sure, but I think your therapist and my therapist are the same person, except I had her after his sex change while you had him before her sex change.

Either that or the therapist has a split personality. Always talking in third person and stuff… Doah… what do you do where your therapist  needs more help than you!!

Send them a bill for YOUR services, you give them someone to talk about for an hour

Yup, same therapist. He, she, it is all whacked out!

[The Oracle]

I am a therapist!

[VaBusa]

Oh Carrie...you're way to young to already be sucked in! I hate to see you go so soon...one day you're Mom, working and playing your way through life, and now you're stuck on your PC with your eyes crossed at work!

Run, save yourself!!! Think of your little girl!

[The Oracle]

At least all of my friends and family seem to think so!!

[VaBusa]

I am a therapist!

Dr. Phil? I need to talk...

[cache]

I'm out of Prozac.

[The Oracle]

I am a therapist!

Dr. Phil?  I need to talk...  

Don't you worry... I have time set aside for you in Lynchburg little lady!

[cache]

my cat's breath smells like cat food............

[VaBusa]

I am a therapist!

Dr. Phil?  I need to talk...  

Don't you worry...  I have time set aside for you in Lynchburg little lady!

Uh oh...now I'm nervous!

[VaBusa]

my cat's breath smells like cat food............    

I'm sending you some drugs today cache...so things like that won't boggle your mind...

[MET]

I'm out of Prozac.  

Well I know I am out of it.

[Mikey D]

my cat's breath smells like cat food............    

I'm sending you some drugs today cache...so things like that won't boggle your mind...

Me too! Me too!

Were do I sign?

[cache]

my cat's breath smells like cat food............    

I'm sending you some drugs today cache...so things like that won't boggle your mind...

Me too!  Me too!

Were do I sign?

sign in my avatar.

[Mikey D]

my cat's breath smells like cat food............    

I'm sending you some drugs today cache...so things like that won't boggle your mind...

Me too!  Me too!

Were do I sign?

sign in my avatar.

Haha!

I tried to!

[Revlis]

He he, Prozac...  Proof that humanity is going to breed itself out of existance...

we got 6 year olds taking fuggin drugs because they are "Hyperactive"  uh well duh Fug, last time I checked that is what 6 year olds did.

Besides ladies and gentleman... None of use needs a head shrink or psychoactive drugs...well maybe Rubbah... we Own the worlds best stress reducer/image enhancer/mood balancer on the planet... The Hayabusa...



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[WWJD]

Hilarious? WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS HERE! [stern look] Grow up.

[stkr00]

There's other stuff besides Prozac you know....

Lithium
Zoloft
Zanex
all different colors and flavors...