It's the law.


Evil Demon Busa Rider
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Might be a repeat. So laugh again!

Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability : The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone : If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Variation Law : If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre : At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee : As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers : If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets : The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location : No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument : Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law : If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson 's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Tire Law : As soon as you buy a new set of shoes for your bike , you will get a nail or a screw in the rear tire.
Electronics Law: As soon as the warranty expires on a valued piece on electronics it will have a service failure.
Frame Slider Law : The day before you install new frame sliders your bike will go down or fall of it's stand.
Buyers Law : You see a new must have mod for you bike at a price that you'll never see it agian the day after you've paid all your bills and all your credit cards are maxed.

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