Might be a repeat. So laugh again!
--Wag--
Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability : The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone : If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Variation Law : If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre : At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee : As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers : If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets : The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location : No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument : Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law : If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Wilson 's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability : The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone : If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Variation Law : If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre : At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee : As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers : If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets : The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location : No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument : Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law : If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Wilson 's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
