Would u believe it if I told u that I just dropped the bike and almost puked from the damage I witnessed? I am aghast…and besides that I’m really pissed…snicker…something felt weird in the front end of the bike..was on a city street so turned a corner and deployed the anti-gravity device commonly known as a kickstand…guess it wasn’t fully deployed or the perverse nature of inanimate objects who are out to destroy human life swelled up and got me again…as I got off of the bike it rolled forward and over as I screamed obscenities heard within 3 counties will attest to…currently I am in jail for taking out my 45 caliber pistol and administering the coup de gras. Any person of any integrity at all would have done the same…How was I to know that the hollow points would splinter when striking iron and splintering into a hundred shards of hot metal…one, of which, found the interior section of the gas tank and detonated…to my surprise, of course…so, with the law suits, possession of an unregistered gun formally traced to the killing of 3 cops in Oakland, the fire that caught the overhanging city tree on fire, and the two children who are in intensive care for 3rd degree burns from the napalm effect of the bike exploding…things are just beginning to calm down again.
Always remember Finagle’s law…it can cost you…well…everything…â€inanimate objects are out to get usâ€..u better believe it…I can attest to it…sincerely,
Please send lots of money for my legal defense..."they shoot horses don't they?"...
Always remember Finagle’s law…it can cost you…well…everything…â€inanimate objects are out to get usâ€..u better believe it…I can attest to it…sincerely,
Please send lots of money for my legal defense..."they shoot horses don't they?"...