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EMP Cell Phone Eliminator :: Special Products :: Aerostich/RiderWearHouse Motorcycle Jackets, Suits, Clothing, & Gear


EMP Cell Phone Eliminator


Military anti-missile system technology. We bought the Electro Magnetic Pulse technology and had a leading lab downsize the design so that the same technology used to bring down a missile can now be yours to ‘cook’ the circuitry in a cell phone. One touch of a button sends out a powerful elecro-magnetic pulse wave that fries the circuitry in a cell phone instantly, forcing the errant four wheeler’s occupant to concentrate on more mundane duties, like driving. Leaves them completely baffled. Utterly undetectable. Requires a flux capacitor, walnut, and alternator output of 600 watts. Special order only. Range is up to 30 feet. From Stubbco.

Note on Cell Phone Eliminator: Study by Dr Donald Redelmeyer, U of Toronto, Published in the New England Journal of Medicine. Cross matched cell phone call and car accident records. Found people using cell phones while driving were 4.3 times as likely to be involved in an accident. This is about the same as driving while drunk. (The public’s desire for telephony while driving, but also minimizing the safety risks that are inherent will, in the future, help support implementation of intelligent transportation systems.)

 

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Wireless Banality Blocker #STCAG

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Oh sure. Spend the bucks for a CB or FRS communications system and what do you get? Your riding buddy talking over the air about his butt rash or how that cloud looks like the outboard motor he got from his uncle but never got running, or pointless observations about how cold or hot it is. Makes you want to scream, don’t it? Before you tune everything out or tear it all off in frustration, try the Wireless Banality Blocker. Speech-recognition technology invented for the disabled now makes putting the kibosh on stupid-ass conversations a snap. It’s pre-programmed to screen out all lame comments and banalities, allowing important phrases like ‘There’s a cop’ and ‘I just hit reserve’ to come through fine. The ‘blocker’ module installs between any transceiver and antenna, and the control unit conveniently mounts anywhere on your bike. Works like call-blocking and call-waiting, only better. Expect a slight learning curve as the word-recognition system builds its initial vocabulary. Specify English or Spanish.

 

[Aquaman]

I want one!

 

[Mellow77]

This is awesome! Can I get one pre-loaded with the normal man vs. woman conversational "stuff"? I'd like to skip the babble!

Wireless Banality Blocker #STCAG

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Oh sure. Spend the bucks for a CB or FRS communications system and what do you get? Your riding buddy talking over the air about his butt rash or how that cloud looks like the outboard motor he got from his uncle but never got running, or pointless observations about how cold or hot it is. Makes you want to scream, don’t it? Before you tune everything out or tear it all off in frustration, try the Wireless Banality Blocker. Speech-recognition technology invented for the disabled now makes putting the kibosh on stupid-ass conversations a snap. It’s pre-programmed to screen out all lame comments and banalities, allowing important phrases like ‘There’s a cop’ and ‘I just hit reserve’ to come through fine. The ‘blocker’ module installs between any transceiver and antenna, and the control unit conveniently mounts anywhere on your bike. Works like call-blocking and call-waiting, only better. Expect a slight learning curve as the word-recognition system builds its initial vocabulary. Specify English or Spanish.

 

[Commuta_Busa]

I luv the little wacky things they have in their catalog.

 

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[Narcissus]

Good one!