"Fantasy Pull overs"

StromBusa

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Not sure where I got his idea :whistle:

So I get stopped on the highway....
me- "WTF, Donut shop closed?"
officer- "Any idea why I pulled you over"
me "I donno, was it the buck fitty through the school zone, the stand up wheelie past the cop shop, or was it what I did with your sister last night?"
officer - "In a little bit here I'm gonna pull out my service revolver & shoot you dead right here on the side of the road, but first I need to see your L&R"
me (more cooperative) "ok here"
officer "OMG not THE strombusa from the ORG?"
me " yep"
officer "sorry strom, where you going?, I'll run an escort."
me "thanks"
 
I thought this thread was gonna be about dungeons and dragons hoodies.:laugh:
 
Wait this was just a joke....AHHH I was like this fool is so wack and f'in fly if he can get away with smackin down on a 5 o like that fo shizzle......:laugh:
 
I can't find it, but remember that "Days of Thunder" scene where Tom Cruise and gang get pulled over by the 'cops'?
 
Remember folks reading is fundamental... AT LEAST read the entire first post.

If you are then still confused about the nature of the initial post, please quietly escort yourself off the internets and maybe a read a book. :sasmokin:
 
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