You would think that as we age we would understand our own limits, we would know when to say when. Apparantly 32 year olds may not know just yet.
Unfortunately last night my wife and I learned that NO, not all folks learn how to tell when they have had enough.
Well that and I think the drinks were too going down too easy. Nobody was paying attention... The drinks were sneaky I suppose.
We were having a fine time, I was mixing White russians For us, we had a great dinner, then probably three hours after dinner she's slurring her words. Then shes laying her head down and of course it went down hill from there. So, Ever find out just how heavy 130lbs and 5-7 of hottie can be? Holy hell!
So without much warning really It's all over, I carry her into the bathroom and shes hugging/propped up on the porceline goddess... Poor Thing
From about 2330 until 0300 the wife is in the bathroom with her, she's pretty much incoherent, mildly responsive but pretty much out.
Hell I was getting ready to bust out the Sharpie's and a Camera but the wife vetoed that.
Probably best, they are after all Actuaries and expected to NOT show up at work with a Sharpie Mustache and eyepatch. HE HE HE... Damn.
Anyhoo, long damn night, but not really all that fun when you're mostly sober, the night is pretty much over when the blonde is hugging the bowl...
I had to supervise my wife though. she was pretty blitzed and was certain that all her friend needed was a cup of coffee, just a cup of coffee...
Ever watch a drunk try to carry a hot cup of coffee across the kitchen while burning themselves with the hot coffee sloshing out of the mug???
ROTFL, I know it's mean but fun as hell, once she sloshed once and it burned, she went into this (Ouch I am burning my a$$ dance) causing more coffee to slosh making the dance more intense and vigorous, while spilling more coffee, on and on... Never occured to her to set it down. So yeah once I quit laughing I did veto the hot drinks and handed her some bottled water instead.... Cannot do too much damage with that.
Anyway, I had not babysat any drunks in years, took me right back to college. How about you all? How was your Saturday?
Unfortunately last night my wife and I learned that NO, not all folks learn how to tell when they have had enough.
We were having a fine time, I was mixing White russians For us, we had a great dinner, then probably three hours after dinner she's slurring her words. Then shes laying her head down and of course it went down hill from there. So, Ever find out just how heavy 130lbs and 5-7 of hottie can be? Holy hell!
So without much warning really It's all over, I carry her into the bathroom and shes hugging/propped up on the porceline goddess... Poor Thing
Hell I was getting ready to bust out the Sharpie's and a Camera but the wife vetoed that.
Anyhoo, long damn night, but not really all that fun when you're mostly sober, the night is pretty much over when the blonde is hugging the bowl...
ROTFL, I know it's mean but fun as hell, once she sloshed once and it burned, she went into this (Ouch I am burning my a$$ dance) causing more coffee to slosh making the dance more intense and vigorous, while spilling more coffee, on and on... Never occured to her to set it down. So yeah once I quit laughing I did veto the hot drinks and handed her some bottled water instead.... Cannot do too much damage with that.
Anyway, I had not babysat any drunks in years, took me right back to college. How about you all? How was your Saturday?