Encounter with a "woke" hipster..

I had to stop by the "evil" Walmart this morning to grab something quickly and who did I encounter in the parking lot? The woke, man-bun wearing, corduroy pant wearing, canvas satchel over the shoulder hipster I encountered before...

Among other things, he has a poor memory as he was about to launch into his worn out tirade regarding big pick up trucks and the environment...(he drives a Prius BTW).

I asked him if he had been dropped on his head as a child....he just blinked at me...I said you must have been or you'd remember our last encounter and you just might be dropped on your head as an adult if you don't step off out of my face...
 
Well I aint growing much hair up top these days , but bloody plenty below the belt ... so maybe a bun with a hair transplant ... You all will be expected to excusing me when I be scratching the back of my head , just like as I am known to do often now , with me ball sack.....
Hi. I have a full head of gray hair and a pony tail that is 12 inches long
 
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