Col_Mustard
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>> Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in
>> the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep
>> two to a room. No one wanted to room with Walt
>> because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't
>> fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
>> time, so they voted to take turns.
>>
>> The first deputy slept with Walt and came to
>> breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and
>> his eyes all
>> blood shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
>> He said, "Walt snored so loudly, I just sat up and
>> watched him all night."
>>
>> The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In
>> the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes
>> all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to
>> you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Walt
>> shakes the roof So I sat up and I watched him all
>> night."
>>
>> The third night was Bob's turn. Bob was a big burly
>> ex -football player; a man's man. The next morning he
>> came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
>>
>> "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it!
>> They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we
>> got ready for bed. I went and tucked Walt into bed
>> and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me
>> all night long
>> the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep
>> two to a room. No one wanted to room with Walt
>> because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't
>> fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
>> time, so they voted to take turns.
>>
>> The first deputy slept with Walt and came to
>> breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and
>> his eyes all
>> blood shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
>> He said, "Walt snored so loudly, I just sat up and
>> watched him all night."
>>
>> The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In
>> the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes
>> all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to
>> you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Walt
>> shakes the roof So I sat up and I watched him all
>> night."
>>
>> The third night was Bob's turn. Bob was a big burly
>> ex -football player; a man's man. The next morning he
>> came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
>>
>> "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it!
>> They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we
>> got ready for bed. I went and tucked Walt into bed
>> and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me
>> all night long
