Bruce Bell
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT IF.... < LIBTARDS > 02/02 13:20:51
1.You know you’re a Democrat if you’re dead and still voting.
2. You know you’re a Democrat if you could listen to Jeremiah Wright’s preaching for more than 2 minutes without getting up and walking out of his church.
3. You know you’re a Democrat if you define limiting free speech on the public airwaves as “fairness.â€
4.You know you’re a Democrat if you think John Kerry is a war hero.
5. You know you’re a Democrat if you think the media has been too hard on Barak Obama.
6. If you are opposed to killing snakes and spiders, but are for killing unborn babies.
7. You know you’re a Democrat if you oppose school choice for all children but your own.
8. You know you’re a Democrat if you that attacking a Republican’s integrity, honesty, compassion, intelligence, decency and honor is fair game, but any questioning of a Democrat’s patriotism is a gross violation of political civility.
9. You know you’re a Democrat if you voted for a man who opposed protecting premature babies who survive late-term abortions because the Republican position on abortion is too extreme.
10. You know you’re a Democrat if The Audacity of Hope is prominently displayed in the center of your coffee table.
11. You really think that guns kill people. Not people kill people.
12. You believe that everyone else is responsible for you but you.
13. You think open homosexuality in the military is good for national security
14. You think that poverty is caused by not enough government.
15. If you think the same government that couldn’t run Social Security, the post office, Medicare, etc is capable of running a health care system
16. If you complained about the deficit Bush ran up in eight years, but don’t say squat about Obama spending quadruple that amount in SIX MONTHS
17. If you say you want to end politics as usual, then appoint a tax cheat as the head of the IRS.
18. If you put the very people who caused the Fannie and Freddie mortgage crisis in the first place in charge of fixing the problem.
19. If you think the anti-war protesters under Bush were exercising their 1st Amendment rights, but call the people protesting Obamacare at the Town Hall meetings Nazi’s, mobsters.
20. If you think America is better now than 4 years ago.
1.You know you’re a Democrat if you’re dead and still voting.
2. You know you’re a Democrat if you could listen to Jeremiah Wright’s preaching for more than 2 minutes without getting up and walking out of his church.
3. You know you’re a Democrat if you define limiting free speech on the public airwaves as “fairness.â€
4.You know you’re a Democrat if you think John Kerry is a war hero.
5. You know you’re a Democrat if you think the media has been too hard on Barak Obama.
6. If you are opposed to killing snakes and spiders, but are for killing unborn babies.
7. You know you’re a Democrat if you oppose school choice for all children but your own.
8. You know you’re a Democrat if you that attacking a Republican’s integrity, honesty, compassion, intelligence, decency and honor is fair game, but any questioning of a Democrat’s patriotism is a gross violation of political civility.
9. You know you’re a Democrat if you voted for a man who opposed protecting premature babies who survive late-term abortions because the Republican position on abortion is too extreme.
10. You know you’re a Democrat if The Audacity of Hope is prominently displayed in the center of your coffee table.
11. You really think that guns kill people. Not people kill people.
12. You believe that everyone else is responsible for you but you.
13. You think open homosexuality in the military is good for national security
14. You think that poverty is caused by not enough government.
15. If you think the same government that couldn’t run Social Security, the post office, Medicare, etc is capable of running a health care system
16. If you complained about the deficit Bush ran up in eight years, but don’t say squat about Obama spending quadruple that amount in SIX MONTHS
17. If you say you want to end politics as usual, then appoint a tax cheat as the head of the IRS.
18. If you put the very people who caused the Fannie and Freddie mortgage crisis in the first place in charge of fixing the problem.
19. If you think the anti-war protesters under Bush were exercising their 1st Amendment rights, but call the people protesting Obamacare at the Town Hall meetings Nazi’s, mobsters.
20. If you think America is better now than 4 years ago.
Do you guys really sit around and think this crap up all day still, 3 months after you got your azz handed to you in November?
