You Know You Are A Biker When...

[pan]

You lean forward to fart

[twotonevert]

Your normal hair style is, "helmet Hair".

[Blue'87GT]

You buckle your belt off center to avoid tank scratches...all of the time!

[E Zurcher]

You look forward to your commute into work.
All you can think about while at work is the ride home.

[busa-saga]

when u get into a lean stance or at least try to in your car taking a nice sweeper

[busa-saga]

when u spend hours planning a route on google maps then end up not following the route but discovering a new route while riding then realize the best routes are the ones u dont plan!

[danath 34]

When you catch yourself waiving at other bikers...


... and realize you're walking down the sidewalk!

[Reaper337]

When you shave your head to avoid helmet hair at work.

[MoNoXiDe]

When you're at work and you post more on Hayabusa.org then you do getting work related stuff done.

[Quicker Gixxer]

After buying your bike...you decide it's probably best suited for street riding and some drag racing, and it only makes sense to get another one for track days. Guilty

[StromBusa]

You think 3500 miles on a set of tires is great.

[red1100cc]

when you have had to ride in circles in the parking lot, because your legs are frozen and won't move.

[mistaforty]

when youre in your SUV and you get into an exit ramp too hot and just keep looking through the turn LOL AND your kids know to lean with you LOL ahahahahaa