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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he found a cat,but it was dead."How do you know it was dead she asked him."Because I pizzed in it's ear and it didn't move"answered the child innocently."You did WHAT!!!"the teacher exclaimed with surprise."You know"explained the boy."I leaned over and went Pssss!!! and it didn't move."
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he ask with a temor in his voice."Mommy will you sleep with me tonight?"The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug."I can't dear"she said"I have to sleep in daddy's room"A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice."The big sissy"
A mom was pregnant with her third child,her three year old came into the room as she was preparing to get in the shower.She said "Mommy you are getting fat"mom says "Yes honey but remember mommy has a baby growing in her tummy" "I know" she replied "but what growing in your butt?"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he ask with a temor in his voice."Mommy will you sleep with me tonight?"The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug."I can't dear"she said"I have to sleep in daddy's room"A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice."The big sissy"
A mom was pregnant with her third child,her three year old came into the room as she was preparing to get in the shower.She said "Mommy you are getting fat"mom says "Yes honey but remember mommy has a baby growing in her tummy" "I know" she replied "but what growing in your butt?"