WHY PARENTS DRINK....

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialed the
employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,
"What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.

"ME."
 
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Thats pretty good, reminds me of my niece's, they are twins and worse than any little boy you would ever want to meet.
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My oldest child did that to my sister once while she was watching him. He was hiding out in the play house....needless to say she wouldn't watch him for me for a loooooonnnngggg time...LOL
 
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