Why Some Parents Drink




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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.
>>> So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '
>>> "Hello ?"
>>> 'Is your daddy home?' '
>>> Small voice whispered, ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,'
>>>
>>> ’May I talk with him?'
>>> The child whispered, ' No .' ;
>>>
>>> So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
>>> ‘Yes she's out in the garden too’
>>>
>>> ‘The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
>>> Again the ‘No’ .
>>>
>>> 'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
>>>
>>> ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '
>>>
>>> Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
>>>
>>> ' No, He's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?'
>>> ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. '
>>>
>>> Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in thebackground, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
>>>
>>> ' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
>>> 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>>>
>>> ' The search team just landed a helicopter '
>>>
>>> 'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
>>>
>>> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
>>>
>>>


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