You've heard of justified homicide right?

[NightCrawler]

A boss wondered why one of his most valued and dependable employees had  
called in sick.  Then when an urgent main computer problem occurred he  
dialed the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's  
whisper.
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered,  "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,  " Is your
Mommy there?""Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered,  "No"
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,  the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter" answered the quiet voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again! , whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and more than a little frustrated the boss asked,  
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle,
"ME."

 

[Haelo]

If you're going to do it, do it -right-

 

[psycobusa]

 

[heavybusa]

haha, hey if his parents didnt hear him pick up the phone thats fair game.

 

[dadofthree]

 

[BA BUSA]

Do I have to say it....

 

[BA BUSA]

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