Tiger woods joke

Alright for those badmouthing his mistress: I guess you have to put her down if you can't have her..

I'd still hit it.

Good boy Tiger!! Now show us the rest of them cuz I'm into banged out blonds too.. :laugh:
 
Hey...I'm not knocking the mistress...with the advances in medical technology these days, I'm sure he'll turn out to be really good looking gal one day!:laugh:
 
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A *****ing wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
 
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The updated Tiger Woods Family Portrait.
 
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