The perfect sh#t requires no wiping. You take one wipe and comes away scott clean.
Have you ever had the perfect sh#t??
I just did, 2 minutes ago, nothing better.
What's better than the perfect sh#t?? Getting paid for taking the perfect sh#t!! I just had a perfect sh#t at work and got paid for it!!!
What's the opposite of the perfect sh#t?? The permanent marker sh#t. After wiping for 15minutes, your a$$ still isn't clean!!!
Have you ever had the perfect sh#t??
I just did, 2 minutes ago, nothing better.
What's better than the perfect sh#t?? Getting paid for taking the perfect sh#t!! I just had a perfect sh#t at work and got paid for it!!!
What's the opposite of the perfect sh#t?? The permanent marker sh#t. After wiping for 15minutes, your a$$ still isn't clean!!!