The Super Bowl halftime show was for you if you...
Died from dysentery on the Oregon Trail
Knew the Konami Code by heart
Wore Z Cavarrici’s and had your pager hooked to the belt loop
Were stealing music thru WaRez servers on AOL
Your first email address was AOL or Hotmail
Owned a copy of Doggystyle on CD
Taped Casey Kasem Top 40 on a cassette player
Thankful social media wasn't around till you finished college
Used a phone attached to the wall in the kitchen that you actually dialed in a circle, not pressed
Heated your eyeliner with a lighter
Built your first website on GeoCities
Ever been choked out by your automatic seatbelt at the Drive-thru ATM
Were in the middle of a big download and someone in your house picks up the other line
You rented VCRs, had to take them home in a huge box and hook them up and then pack them up to take back
Were asked smoking or non-smoking when you went into a restaurant
Ever paid for internet, BY THE MINUTE
STILL PISSED about “New Coke.”
Had a beeper
Owned a Big Johnson t-shirt
Your first car had a cigarette tray in the car door
Had typing class in school and only got an A if you could reach 40 words per minute
Placed a quarter on a video game to mark your turn was next
Removed the face from your car stereo only to throw it under the passenger seat when you got out of the car
If your grandma did an “emergency breakthrough” with the operator to clear up the party line so she could talk to your dad
Know the only appropriate tool to fix a cassette tape is a pencil
Were scared sh*tless by television movies like The Day After, Testament, and Threads
Passed notes folded in "football shapes"
Had to wait till 7pm to call anybody because it was cheaper
Played CDs in your car with a Sony portable disc player connected to the cassette player
Hit the side of your television to ‘fix it’
Know which bad words your Speak N Spell will actually say
Waited in line to see The Muppet Movie and then your parents were dumbfounded by Kermit riding a bicycle
Watched the Space Shuttle blow up live in 5th period math class
Sometimes people couldn't reach you by phone because you just weren't home
Called your mom collect from a pay phone and the call was from “movieovercomegetme”
Rolled your pants and tucked them
Had a cool sleeping bag, tent, red and black lumber jack pendleton, or leather bomber jacket with Marlboro printed on it
Played Dig Dug on a Commodore 64
Drank Zima and encouraged others to do so
Drank Mad Dog 20/20 and Boones Farm in a corn field
Had a car floor littered with MapQuest printouts
Owned a Spuds McKenzie t-shirt
Remember the exact date Super Mario Bros 3 was released
Played Where in the World is Carmen San Diego on an IBM computer
Were too scared to swim in your backyard pool after watching Jaws
Saw The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi in theaters
Can drive a manual transmission automobile
Know what it's like to sit through actual commercials
Owned a pickup with a gun rack in the rear window
Bought 16 cassette tapes for a penny
Had a "cell phone" antenna that stuck outside your car
Wore crazy dark lip liner
Chatted with AIM
